we're not kids anymore.
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Product Placement
art blog(derogatory)
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kaledo Art
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
will byers stan first human second
blake kathryn
Kiana Khansmith
taylor price
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Misplaced Lens Cap
noise dept.
trying on a metaphor
Love Begins
Sweet Seals For You, Always
styofa doing anything
seen from United States
seen from Pakistan
seen from Türkiye
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Vietnam
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
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@ironlolz
Emeric: Hey, I've dated plenty of women! There was Dianna in high school, that other chick from college...
Emeric, pausing: ...
Morrec: Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two".
@fcnghcrn, @drragonbcrn, @aelynflorent, @tcrths, @mcrmontson
ironforged members as jerry audience members.
Loren: Come on, Morra, it's my penis we're talking about! You've seen her, she's magnificent!
Morra: 'She'?
Loren: Every penis is a girl Morra. Everyone knows that, like ships...and lake monsters.
@lordlorenserrett, @lady-annaya, @rvrkng, @rcdwyne, @princerobinarryn, @adelaynehill, @pillowprince-florian, @ncridia
ironforged members as jerry audience members.
Cedric: Oh, guess who I ran into? It's a girl from my past. Any guesses?
Niyah: Jeyne?
Nicholas: Sarelle?
Vida: Jeyne with the yellow hair?
Emeric: The girl who beat you up?
Helena: The girl who ruined a photo with Oprah?
Niyah: The girl who made you get the butterfly tattoo?
Cedric: You make it sound like I dated a series of Stieg Larsson novels.
@niiych, @daenysxtargaryen, @captain-morra, @rosa-arryn, @brcnden, @nicholaslannister, @stvrmking, @htyrell
ironforged members as jerry audience members.
Vida: Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.
Cedric: I love it when you quote Scripture.
Caerella, downs drink: I can't believe my baby sister is planning to lose her virginity to a douche with a faux-hawk. This can't happen, you guys have to help me talk her out of it.
Vida: A speech to talk a girl out of sex...yeah I don't have any of those.
Falhar: Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.
Caerella: Please? I'm her older sister; I'm supposed to teach her how to make good and responsible decisions.
Rhaena: It's 2 o'clock and you've already had three Scotch and Sodas.
Caerella: That's why I need your help!
@cedrictyrell, @lysarseas, @mcrrec, @thereapcr, @cassanaxmor, @rhcena, @liifewcter, @emerictyrell
ironforged members as jerry audience members.
Brynden: Guys, luckily you're friends with a former Boy Scout, who is always...
Annaya: Unpopular?
Morrec: Beaten up?
Cedric: Going to movies with his mom?
Brynden: No, A Boy Scout is always prepared.
Morrec: Prepared to spend lunch in his locker?
Vickon: Prepared to die a virgin?
Annaya: Prepared to paint his sister's nails?
Brynden: No! Prepared for emergencies. That's why a week ago, when Hurricane Irene was a tropical depression...
Morrec: You're a tropical depression.
Emeric: Do you know what I had to go through to get you that job?
Morrec: Do you know what I had to do to will myself to show up everyday?!
Emeric: Wear a wrinkled suit and not give a damn about what you hair looked like?
Morrec, infuriated: I showed up with wet hair once! ONCE!
IRON FORGED FAMILY AS: T R O U B L E D B I R D S
part 3/?
morrec clegane @mcrrec
rosa arryn @rosa-arryn
annaya mallister @lady-annaya :
steffon baratheon @stvrmking :
helena serrett @htyrell
robin arryn @princerobinarryn
the entire tyrell family:
Cedric: You bought a taco?
Helena: Yes.
Cedric: From the truck that hit Emeric?
Helena: Well, me starving isn’t going to help him.
IRON FORGED FAMILY AS: T R O U B L E D B I R D S
part 2/?
rhaena lannister to all the independent kingdoms @rhcena :
vida waters @liifewcter
adelayne hill @adelaynehill :
florian @pillowprince-florian :
cassana mormont:
IRON FORGED FAMILY AS: T R O U B L E D B I R D S
part 1/?
niyah @niiych
emeric tyrell @emerictyrell
caerella targaryen @drragonbcrn
cedric tyrell @cedrictyrell
bonus: the rocks at the misommer ball to everyone else:
Emeric: Animals do deliver messages through scent.
Cedric: Bee's talk to each other by dancing, whales have songs--
Arryk: --Rhaena has about 20 different ways of rolling her eyes at me that each mean something different.
Arryk: You're never going to believe this. That was NASA, they want me to go back up to the space station.
Bannen: Wow... Another trip to the ISS? We'll miss you.
Arryk: I'll miss everyone too...
Bannen: And I just want you to know that I'm happy to look in on Rhaena while you're gone.
Arryk: Thankyou, I appreciate it.
Bannen: And if anything happens to you, we will name our firstbon son Arryk.
Arryk: What?!
Bannen: I'm just kidding!
Arryk:...
Bannen: We'll name him Jeor after my uncle.
