stay piss yellow, fincher boy.

hello! jackie. 95-line. she/her ca/pa, usa. pretentious introvert with a gross obsessive personality. previously pretentiousdooshbag, devilmp3

[demico-art]

OTP feels are strong with this one <3

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[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[battlships]

Are we not going to talk about how they KEPT being peak romance even as the movies got worse? GET ON THEIR LEVEL

[digivolvin]

their theme from potc3 is the source of life itself i’m just reporting the facts here!!

[beichen-deactivated20181216]

Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms

[suju-bangtan]

Just wait for it. You won’t be disappointed.

[anyataylorjoys-deactivated20171]

You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.

The Social Network (2011), dir. David Fincher

[iichi2san]

[theflowergirl]

“He’s a lonely person. Treat him as a friend. But… don’t try to become a friend. The Crown Prince is to become a king, who cannot have friends.”

I didn’t understand my father’s words back then. How could one just give a portion of one’s heart?

[its-youngk]

☀️💫⚡️⭐️🌟✨

[duckflyfly]

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) | cr: LeeHye

[hyukwoon]

cr  大叔麻烦来个大饼加一切

[pevach-deactivated20180225]

“i hate severus snape” i say. there are gasps. “bUT SnAPE WAs A GOOD!!!111!!1!” you cry. “HE LoVED LiLLY!!1!!” but i ignore you. i continue hating severus snape. you fall to the ground, clutching your chest in pain. i ignore you, continuing on my way, supporting healthy and happy relationships as i go

[literallyadramaqueen-blog1]

Yang Yang

singing in the rain for Harper’s Bazaar (China) April 2016

[fybriankang]

다날 | do not edit.

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[geeksofdoom]

reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate

[aloeviera]

THE MEEP

[brittany-murphy]

[jeveuxde]

bringing this back because it’s time LOL

[jeveuxde]

Gonna be reblogging this literally every other day until the last day of April 😂😂

[amusementforme]

[lizziesupremacy]

THE LAST DAY GUYS

[darkmuse112-og]

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

[danieldempsey-deactivated201512]

[ianoshea]

IT’S GONNA BE MAY

[ianoshea]

that time of the year again