Spider Pir8

[ironsinthewater]

Hello nerds of all ages.

[forgottenjade]

Hey 8a8e;

[ironsinthewater]

What sort of thing “works” for you?

[forgottenjade]

If it’s shiny and green I want it.

[ironsinthewater]

I have some emeralds you might 8e into.

[forgottenjade]

Hey 8a8e;

[ironsinthewater]

Seems like a sort of good deal.

Can I take 8reaks from your house every once and a while to plunder shit?

[forgottenjade]

S(_)re, altho(_)gh I might want yo(_) to save a few things for me.

[ironsinthewater]

Like my loot?

[forgottenjade]

Yeah. Well. If yo(_) find anything that yo(_) think looks like it wo(_)ld work for me, I’d like to at least see it too.

[ironsinthewater]

What sort of thing "works" for you?

[forgottenjade]

Hey 8a8e;

[ironsinthewater]

Seems like a sort of good deal.

Can I take 8reaks from your house every once and a while to plunder shit?

[forgottenjade]

S(_)re, altho(_)gh I might want yo(_) to save a few things for me.

[ironsinthewater]

Like my loot?

[forgottenjade]

Hey 8a8e;

[ironsinthewater]

What does 8eing in this harem entail?

[forgottenjade]

Yo(_) get to be f(_)cked my me, or f(_)ck other c(_)te harem girls, I pay for things for yo(_), and if yo(_) live with me, I make yo(_) breakfast every day myself.

Yo(_) j(_)st need to wear sexy lingerie all the time, and call me mistress.

[ironsinthewater]

Seems like a sort of good deal.

Can I take 8reaks from your house every once and a while to plunder shit?

[forgottenjade]

Hey 8a8e;

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[ironsinthewater]

What’s up?

[forgottenjade]

MM, not m(_)ch. Made a harem~. All the girls in it a really c(_)te~.

Yo(_) want in~?

[ironsinthewater]

What does 8eing in this harem entail?

[forgottenjade]

Hey 8a8e;

[forgottenjade]

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[ironsinthewater]

What's up?

[ironsinthewater]

Yep. Geek. 

Do you need some 8urn cream

[8astardize]

You’re calling that a 8urn?

Oh, you poor thing. 

[ironsinthewater]

I was 8eing sarcastic. Shows what you know.

[8astardize]

ironsinthewater reblogged your post:ironsinthewater started following you Hey, thanks…

You’re welcome, geek.

????????

[ironsinthewater]

Yep. Geek. 

Do you need some 8urn cream

[8astardize]

ironsinthewater started following you

Hey, thanks for the follow.

[ironsinthewater]

You're welcome, geek.

[ironsinthewater]

Like this post. I may or may not send you nudes for an unrelated reason.

[ironsinthewater]

Vriskaaaaaaaa ::::)

Yes?

[spiderrnom-deactivated20170905]

You seem very active.

[ironsinthewater]

How do you mean?

[spiderrnom-deactivated20170905]

I h8ve 8een watching your 8log for quite a time now.

[ironsinthewater]

I still don't get what you're saying.

[ironsinthewater]

Vriskaaaaaaaa ::::)

Yes?

[spiderrnom-deactivated20170905]

You seem very active.

[ironsinthewater]

How do you mean?

[ironsinthewater]

I don’t really care a8out your titles t8h, unless it’s something cool like pir8 queen. Which I am. Not you.

[trollvirginmary-deactivated2015]

Yes, Well, You’ll Have To Excuse For Not Wanting Much To Do With Queens Of The Sea Anymore. 

[ironsinthewater]

Do I? I don’t think I do.

[trollvirginmary-deactivated2015]

Well, That Still Unfortunately Fails To Alter My Opinion.

[ironsinthewater]

And what's your opinion?

[ironsinthewater]

It’s incredi8le how cute I am

[tyrantbloodedladies]

Yeah, you’re cute… but now as cute as me. 38D

[ironsinthewater]

What is this nonsense

[ironsinthewater]

It's incredi8le how cute I am

[ironsinthewater]

can i still join your crew?

Sure 8a8e.