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[envy-starlight]

Imagine you’ve been partnered up with Billie Logan for a school project and you both decide to work on it at their house and when you walk into their bedroom you see this giant tapestry on their wall. It’s this big elaborate thing.

You: oh nice tapestry! It’s really pretty!

Billie: Oh thank you dude, it took a long time to make, but I’m really proud of how it turned out!

You: *in shock* you made this????

Billie: yep entirely by hand! 😄 Anyway I think we should do our report on the legend of Ling Lun!

You: *still looking at the tapestry* Woah 😨

Bonus ending that my friend @space-glitter-gay added:

Then we kiss! 😌😌😌

[ironvell]

hey ??? what the actual fuck does this mean

[pack-the-pack]

What are some omegaverse slurs/ curse words

!!!Fair warning!!! The content below may be offensive to some people. Things will get brutal over here, so caution is advised

{Toward Alphas}

Knothead - Regarding an Alpha that displays overly confident and douchey behaviour on the sole basis that they have the right because “they are an Alpha”; someone that only thinks with their knot.

ex: Ann was such a nasty knothead. You were right to break up with her. She didn’t deserve you.

Heatstall - Slur designed to demean an Alpha sexually. It implies that the Alpha is so bad in the bedroom that they can even stop an Omega’s heat with their poor attempts. 

ex: Scaring away more Omegas, you pathetic heatstall?

Runt - Designed to demean an Alpha’s strenght and position in the pack. It’s the same as calling them weak, a pack reject or incapable. 

ex: What can you and your runt little ass do about it?

Lose-tie - Designed to demean an Alpha sexually. It implies that their knot is not strong enough to keep a mate attached to them. Can also be used to demean impotent/old Alphas or Alphas who were cheated on or left by their mates. 

ex: Did you hear that Brad’s mate ran away with Mark from the marketing department because he was a total lose-tie? Yikes…

Knotless - Designed to demean an Alpha sexually and socially. Can be used to say that the person in question is not a “real Alpha” in accordance to the mainstream understanding of what an Alpha is and is not, but can also be used to call an Alpha a scaredy cat or a coward. 

ex: Stop being such a knotless little bitch and get in the abandoned house!

Breeder - Used by Betas to shame an Alpha sexually, socially and morally; Used by radical groups that think of Ruts as nothing but behavioural perversions and a catalyst for the regression of society into an uncivilized and “unevolved” state . 

ex: Our daughter will not date a filthy breeder like you!

Cat-pole - Designed to demean Alpha females sexually and socially. It’s a way to mock a female Alpha’s “retractable anatomy” which evokes thoughts of a cat’s claws; also doubles as being an offensive more “subtle” replacement for “pussy-dick”.

ex: Fucking Cat-Pole got between me and an Omega I had my eyes on at the bar. 

{Toward Omegas}

Puppymill - Primarily used in the 19th century to define Omega prostitutes or brothel madams that would have children and then exploit them (normally sexually) for personal profit. In recent times it’s used to demean an Omega’s status and humanity; Existing for the sole purpose of having pups.

ex: Take your head off the clouds, Omega. You are nothing but a puppymill!

Bitch - No need to comment on this one. However, I do think that it’s much harsher when directed to an Omega in an offensive context, given that this is a direct comparison to female dogs in heat. 

Knot-hole - Same principal of Puppymill, but instead of pups, it’s used to lower the Omega to a status of sex toy; Good only for fucking. 

Breeder - Used by Betas to shame an Omega sexually, socially and morally; Used by radical groups that think of Heats as nothing but behavioural perversions and a catalyst for the regression of society into an uncivilized and “unevolved” state.

ex: Omegas are nothing but corrupted breeders without any decency. 

Puppy-Pooper - Directed at Omega males. Designed to demean them both sexually and socially. Used by people that believe that Omega males shouldn’t have or aren’t as good as Omega and Beta females when it comes to having children due to their anatomy. 

ex: Omega males make me sick. Filthy puppy-poopers should have never existed. 

Pederast - Very old term, rarely used by younger people. Designed to demean Omega males on the basis of their anatomy; derived from radical beliefs that Omega males are a mistake of nature and should be admonished. 

ex: Omega males. Nothing but pederast breeders who run on sexual instinct alone to compensate for their defective nature.

Knotbreaker - Directed at domineering Omegas; Used to describe a bitchy or stuck-up Omega who likes to be abusive and nagging towards Alphas. 

ex: Nah, man. I’d never court Jenna. She’s a real Knotbreaker. 

Switch Heater - (lol sorry for this shitty pun) Used to describe an Omega who likes both Alphas and Omegas. 

ex: I heard Alan passed his last heat with another Omega from school this time. Seems like he’s a switch heater… 

Knot tease - Pretty much the same as a cock teaser. 

ex: He was a real knot tease. I wish I had got his number.

Knot-dropper - Used to demean an Omega (and sometimes Beta) sexually; used to describe someone who was fucked so many times that they can’t even hold a knot inside anymore; Comparable to Slut or Whore. 

ex: Stop that, Mark. We all know that you’ve already got yourself the tittle of knot-dropper throughout the whole campus. 

{Toward Betas}

Stump - Designed to demean Beta males sexually; Used to say that Beta males don’t have as much of a “weapon” as Alphas have when it comes to size; Usually used by Knotheads and trashy Omegas.

ex: Really Cindy? You turned down my courtship advances to go out with stumpy here?

Knotless - When directed towards Betas it take on a sexually demeaning connotation on the basis of a Beta’s anatomy. 

ex: Knotless trash has no right to speak here, kid!

Knotcorker - (Br.E) Used mainly towards Beta females, but can be used towards Beta males who are attracted to Alphas; designed to demean a Beta sexually on the basis of their anatomy and the belief that Alphas and Betas should not mate with one another; implies that Betas were not made to take a knot because their bodies are not “designed” to do so. Used mainly by radical people who look down on Betas and non-traditional unions. 

ex: Me? Date a Beta such as yourself? Is that a joke? Scram, knotcorker. 

Crummy - (Mainly Br.E) Used by Omegas (and sometimes Alphas, but mainly Omegas) to demean Beta females; implies that their wombs are not as good or not as “tended to” as an Omega’s because they are a Beta; A womb left to crumbs. 

ex: Really, Alex? You really think that Sarah would take your crummy ass over me? What a joke. 

Knot Block(er) - (A.E) Same connotation of Knotcorker; Someone who’s always refusing or preventing other people - internationally or not - to getting into “business”.

ex: Are you nuts? Why would I waste my time courting a knot block? 

Beta tester - Designed to demean a Beta both sexually and socially; It’s used to talk down to a Beta. Implies that their relationship with an Alpha/Omega is nothing but a test run for the “real deal”. That a Beta could never actually prosper in a relationship with anyone other than another Beta because their mates would crave for something more than a “Beta tester”. 

ex: Why don’t you just give up now? You and I know that you are nothing but a Beta tester. Just let me take her out of your hands so she can be taken care of the proper way. 

{Not necessarily Dynamics specific}

Glandless - Referring to a person without tact; someone that cannot pick up on the olfactory cues in the environment they are currently in. 

ex: Dude don’t be such a glandless idiot! Can’t you see that she’s in pain?

Knotlicker - Pretty much the same as slut or whore; can also be used to describe someone who’s a bootlicker to Alphas, expecting some sort of gratification or reward in return. 

ex: Wow, could you be more of a knotlicker?

Knotsucker - Same as cocksucker.

Low-tail(ed)and Neck stretcher - An overly passive person, who never fights back and can even let themselves be abused by strangers or members of their own pack; The person ranking lowest in the pack hierarchy; Someone who’s too afraid to fight back any sort of agression. 

ex: Jesus, Martha. You’re such a pathetic low-tailed idiot.

Turd-Toddler, Turd-bred and Poop baby - Used to insult anyone who’s got an Omega male mother; Derived from the belief that Omega males are inherently filthy and should not have offspring.

ex: You have no moral qualms here. You’re a disgusting Turd-bred low-rated excuse of a human.

Knotshafter - Used to describe someone that takes a lot of knots. 

ex: I think I never met a bigger Knotshafter than you, man. Are you positive you’re not positive? (lol shitty pun, sorry I’m half asleep as I write this).

Overbred - The same as Knot-dropper and Knotshafter.

Necktan(ned) - The same as Low-tail(ed).

ex: You’re in the couch again? Seriously, I don’t know how you don’t get a neck tan with the ammount of time you spend catering to your mate’s hissy fits. 

lol sorry for all the bad puns and lack of creativity. It’s late and my brain is half fried. But I hope this satisfy you and anyone else who was wondering about ABO slurs and insults. It’s also worth noting that this is all according to my verse. So many of these will not work with every single verse. Feel free to take out or add on other words that will cater better to your own verse (or just disregard all of these altogether, idk). Anyway, if anyone feels like adding on to the list feel free to do so. Peace o/

See also: ABO endearment terms.

[mwagneto]

how long's this gonna take

[oawithyou]

That's really up to you

[amilkz]

Alright, I know how this goes

[oawithyou]

My name is Elton Hercules John and I am an alcoholic

[mwagneto]

and a cocaine addict

[deanwinchester-deservesbetter-d]

and a sex addict

[oawithyou]

and a bulimic, also a shopaholic who has problems with weed

[cishetmagneto]

prescription drugs and anger management

[mwysterio]

why are you here now?

[sybilseacow]

well my dealer was out of town i thought this seemed like a good alternative

[daughter-of-delta-nudes-deactiv]

i’m here because i want to get better

[oawithyou]

What were you like as a child, Elton?

[daughter-of-delta-nudes-deactiv]

....as a child?

[mwysterio]

REGGIE!! You're late!! I've had to throw your dinner in the bin, get inside!

[teotfwsource]

Is he back?

[delphine-lasalle]

What am I, thin air? I wouldn't get your hopes up, he's very unreliable and very selfish

[mwysterio]

will you send him up if I'm already in bed?

[teotfwsource]

Reggie, move! I have to get this done before I go out.

[mwysterio]

bloody hell Shelia, maybe we should get him some lessons!

[daughter-of-delta-nudes-deactiv]

love to! get him out from under my feet

[glitteryelmax]

Go on, play it again

[mwagneto]

I wanna play it for dad

[oawithyou]

Managed to drag yourself home then?

[daughter-of-delta-nudes-deactiv]

Hello Stanley!

[trowers]

How are you, Ivy?

[mwysterio]

Like you care. Come on, you're letting in a draft! How long are you back?

[mwagneto]

I got a couple of weeks leave

[illbehighasakitebythen]

Reggie's not long gont to bed.

[mwysterio]

Go on! Pop up, say hello!

[mwagneto]

I'll see him tomorrow. Any dinner left? Or have you fed it all to that boy?

[cishetmagneto]

My dad was passionate about family and music. He talked for hours about jazz... He was always hugging me... I was very lucky! I was actually a very happy child.

[mwagneto]

Dad, is it true you play piano? I'm saving to get lessons

[mwysterio]

if you want to sit in here, you'll have to be quiet. I'm listening to my music

[trowers]

I like this one, dad!

[mwysterio]

Never touch my collection without asking.

[mwagneto]

When are you going to hug me?

[jyess-deactivated20240614]

Don't be soft.

[mwagneto]

What are you still doing up?

[eventually-unaltered]

Learning.

[trowers]

Turn off the light.. go to sleep.

[mwysterio]

Crumbs, that was energetic! Play another one!

[cishetmagneto]

The moonlight sonata, Reggie!

[mwagneto]

Mum..! My piano teacher thinks I'm good enough for a scholarship at the Royal Academy of Music

[sybilseacow]

The royal academy of music? Has a nice ring to it! royal.

[mwysterio]

Scissors.

[ironvell]

What'd'ya think?