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@mwysterio
Here’s a quiz about the Captain, who has very quickly become the meaning of my life. And yes, I am projecting onto a fantasy figure in order to form a para-social way of being in a relationship that doesn’t activate my enormous fear of Real Life, thanks for asking! 😛
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Summer Sheets
The one where a little fun with John turns into a lot of fun with two boys
Warning: smut; threesome, oral, penetration
a/n: yes I am aware they are both gay, just a little fantasy I had. pls don’t @ me bc they’re fucking a girl ta x
John lays down on the bed, a smirk on his face as he moves quickly to undo his belt buckle. He licks his lips, watching as I crawl on the bed in front of him, boobs spilling out of the small bikini I’d been wearing. How the fuck did I end up here? I make a show my pushing my ass into the air as my face hovers over his hips, watching his hands intently as they pump his already hard cock a couple of times before pulling it out of his underwear.
“Good girl.” His thick Scottish accent has my pussy dripping as I wrap my lips around his tip, sucking on it like a lollipop. I close my eyes and moan around him, swirling my tongue around his warm cock.
John’s hands move to the back of my head as I moan around him. I knew John was gay. Everyone knew he was gay. But that’s what made it even sexier.
He forced my head further down his cock and I happily complied. My eyelashes fluttered as I firmly planted my hands either side of his waist. I moved my head back up, running his tip over my plump lips as a moan escaped his mouth.
Whilst I tease him, John takes the opportunity to take off his shirt, revealing his tanned chest to me. My eyes flicker to his, his eyebrows furrowing together as I take his cock back in my mouth even further this time.
“Oh.” He moans loudly and bucks his hips up to my mouth, making me swallow around him.
The sight of him was enough to make me balance on one hand, the other moving to inside my bikini bottoms, teasing my clit.
I force my head all the way down before coming back up, repeating the action over and over as I bob my head around him.
My fingers, now glazed in my juices, push inside my tight pussy, desperately wanting it to be his cock instead.
I moan around his length, sending vibrations through him as he grunts, his hips thrusting up into my mouth. I match the pace of my mouth to my hand, hearing the slopping sounds coming from both directions.
The sudden creak of the door opening didn’t seem to bother either of us. I kept my mouth around his cock, bobbing up and down as John’s hand tugged on my hair.
“For fuck sake, John!” Elton entered the bedroom, shocked by the sight in front of him as he paces up and down. His hands wave about, letting his dressing gown open to reveal only a pair of underwear beneath.
“Elton, darling,” John tried to reason with the man as his face screwed up in pleasure, his mouth dropping open. “Why don’t you join us.”
I glance my eyes over to Elton, watching me go down on his boyfriend. I moan around John again, putting on a show as Elton runs a hand backwards through his hair, considering the offer.
He slowly moves his way towards us, walking around the bed as he watches my mouth engulfing John’s hard cock. I flicker my eyes up at Elton, who’s sexual desires were clearly taking over as he sits down on the bed next to John.
“C’mon,” John’s voice teases Elton as one of his hands move up to play with his receding hairline. My mouth doesn’t stop bobbing around his big cock, now twitching in my mouth. “Think of how good her little mouth would feel around your cock.” He whispers against Elton’s lips before kissing him gently.
Elton grunts feeling his cock stirring inside his boxers as he lets his hand trace over John’s chest. I tilt my head to watch them kiss, my pussy aching with need at the sight.
John grunts in pleasure when I swallow around him, regaining his attention as he pulls his lips away from Elton to look at me. His hand tugs me off of him by my hair, making me whimper as I sit up on my knees.
John bites his lip as he watches me but my eyes defer to Elton, watching him lick his lips nervously. I reach my arms behind me to undo the string of my bikini top. I arch my back as I throw the material off of the bed, leaving my tits exposed before them.
John follows my lead, quickly moving to kneel up on the bed. As John crawls his way behind me, Elton shuffles into the middle of the large bed where John were laid moments ago. I smile cheekily and crawl up his body, noticing the way his silk dressing gown falls perfectly either side of his body.
Elton gulped loudly in anticipation as I straddled his waist, my lips coming down to connect with his briefly. “Hi.” I whisper against his lips, feeling John grip onto my hips from behind.
“Hello.” Elton smirks, relaxing into the situation as his hand comes up to cup my jaw, pulling my lips onto his more aggressively. I whimper and press my bare chest down against his, keeping my ass in the air to entertain John as he massages it with his rough hands.
Our tongues start to play as John’s fingers run teasingly along my folds, hooking into my bikini bottom’s.
“Can I suck your cock, Elton?” I whisper between kisses, whimpering as John tugs the material down between my thighs, exposing my bare pussy.
Elton’s jaw clenched at my words, his breathing getting heavier as his cock twitched in need. He nodded in response, my hand immediately tracing the band of his underwear as I tug it slowly away from his skin.
I feel John pull my bikini bottom’s completely off as I move my hand inside Elton’s underwear, palming his already hard cock.
Elton bites down on my lower lip teasingly, making me whine as I leave his lips to run my tongue from his neck to his tummy. His body arches into my touch and watches me eagerly as I sink my teeth into the band of his underwear, tugging it down his body.
The new position makes my hips push back against John, his cock rubbing against my slit. He reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a condom, pumping himself a couple of times before rolling it onto himself.
“Mmh.” I moan, running my lips over Elton’s length as John lines himself up with my entrance. The boys mouths hang open in pleasure as they flicker from watching me to each other.
It felt fucking amazing to be used like this. John presses his cock in to my tight, aching pussy which makes me cry out in pain. He stills inside of me as I whimper, wrapping my lips around Elton’s tip to distract myself.
I moan around his cock, swirling my tongue around his tip. Elton grunts and moves his hands into my hair, forcing my head down further.
John begins to move his hips slowly, gently fucking into me as I adjust to his size. My pussy was soaked enough for us not to need lube, the rubber sliding in and out of me with ease.
Usually I would’ve fought the condom, whining that it would only take away from the pleasure but in this case, John’s cock was so thick that the pleasure was coursing through my body from the very second he fucked into me.
I hear John moan in satisfaction as he quickens his pace, fucking me so well. I comply with Elton’s hands, letting my mouth slide fully down his cock, only stopping when my lips are at the base.
“Fuck.” Elton’s hips jolt forward as I begin moving my head up and down his cock at the same pace that John was fucking into me.
My hand grips onto Elton’s thick thigh, digging my nails into the flesh. His hips buck up to my mouth as I run my tongue over his length as I go.
I feel John adjust his position, edging closer to me as I feel his cock fill me up completely. I whimper, bucking my hips forward which only makes him move closer before he starts thrusting again.
His thrusts are aggressive and hard, like he was trying to fuck the life out of me. “Such a good fuck.” John grunts, his eyebrows furrowing in concentration as he watches where his cock connects with my body.
I feel Elton twitch in my mouth as my eyes flicker up to watch his. His jaw is clenched as he’s staring back down at me. I trace the hand that’s on his thigh up further, my fingers now caressing his balls.
Elton bites the inside of his lip, shifting slightly as I begin to play with them. I moan, sending vibrations around his cock as I bob my head up and down his length. His grip on the back of my head tightened as his hips jolted up.
John grabs hold of my harshly, pushing further on to me until he’s almost mounting me. I whimper as the action causes my mouth to part from Elton’s cock. John presses his chest against my back, fucking into me animalistically as I cry out in pleasure.
“Fuck my mouth.” I whimper, making eye contact with Elton as his eyes light up and he forces my mouth back around him.
I keep still, my mouth hung open as Elton pushes his cock back into my mouth. He begins thrusting his hips in and out of my mouth, making me moan again.
I grip his thighs with both hands for balance, wobbly with John fucking me from behind. His lips move to my neck as he kisses his way along, making me push my ass back against him in pleasure.
“Look at him,” John grunts and I force my eyes open to look up at Elton, his face screwed up in pleasure as he fucks my mouth. “You’re going to make him cum.”
“Fuck.” Elton breathlessly moans again as he feels himself coming to his climax. I had to admit, it was fucking sexy watching him lose control.
John’s thrusts didn’t let up as my pussy starts clenching around him, almost coming to orgasm as I listen to his cock slap in and out of my pussy.
I tighten my lips around Elton’s cock, milking him for his cum. My sucking gets sloppier as I feel my clit tingle. My whole body was struggling to keep up with John’s irratically thrusting.
“Oh,” Elton moans, my hand running along his chest as he jolts his hips up towards me, causing his cock to enter my throat as he finally gives in, reaching his orgasm. “Fuck.”
“Take his cum.” John grunts into my ear as he grips my thigh tightly in his strong hand, forcing my legs further apart to deepen his cock in me as comply, swallowing Elton’s cum.
“Good boy, Elton.” John encourages him too, not easing up on my ass as he continues his thrusts. “Give it to her.”
Elton sighs in satisfaction, relaxing into the mattress as he rides out the aftershock. I swallow every last drop of his cum, digging my nails into his chest as I throw my head back, sitting up on all fours.
I watch as Elton opens his eyes, breathless as he watches John fuck me. I feel John grab my hips, his head in my neck as his hot breath sends shivers down my spine.
“John.” I whimper, my hand shifting into his hair as I arch my back against him, sending my ass back against him more.
I feel a wave of pleasure flow through my body, my orgasm taking over. I feel my pussy pulsating around John’s cock, Elton watching intently. I collapse back onto John, my climax causing me to lose strength in my body.
After riding out my orgasm, I feel John pull out of me, leaving me to sit back on the bed, leaning on my arms. I watch John crawl from behind me towards Elton, kissing him when he reached his lips. Elton kissed him back needily, I hated how wet it got me.
They only kissed for a moment before John whispered something inaudible into Elton’s ear. I watch intently as Elton moves from the bed, sliding slowly onto the floor as John moves to the edge of the bed.
I cross my legs, watching as John pulls off the condom he’d used to fuck me, tossing it carelessly to the side as Elton wraps his lips around John’s cock. John’s hand connects with Elton’s head, moaning as he spills his cum into Elton’s mouth, swallowing just as I did it him moments earlier.
Once he’s finished, John immediatey pushes Elton’s head off, moving to re-buckle his pants. I stand up, confidently moving to collect my clothes as John grabs my hips, pulling me to him and kissing me roughly. “We’ll have to do this again sometime.”
I smile into the kiss, tugging on his hair teasingly before turning around and walking to Elton who was tucking his cock back into his pants.
“I’m Y/N, by the way.” I chuckle, leaning up to kiss his cheek.
“Lovely to meet you Y/N,” Elton smirks as I strut towards the door, raising his eyebrows at John. “I’m sure we’ll see you again soon.”
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@rosey1981
what the honest everliving fuck is wrong with you!!! Holy fucking shit!!!!!
SPIDER-MAN NO LONGER BELONGS TO THE M//CU CAN I GET A YEEHAW
this is literally so sexy the dumbass who wrote his identity reveal was like "well uwu I just wanted to out him but I didn't have any plans xD I'm so random, wonder what we'll do next!" and Sony was like "What you'll do next is fuck yourself" and took Peter back sjdnsns
yeah no matter what your opinion on the mcu is this literally isnt a good thing and if any of you gave a shit beyond your petty "i dont like this thing so everyone who does is bad and deserves to be upset" shit youd know that. sony doesnt make good spiderman movies. they did okay with into the spiderverse but based on their track record that shit is rare and probably wont happen again. you are never going to get a spiderman movie with homecoming/far from home quality ever again. the current timeline, characters, ect are probably going to be scrapped. but yeah haha funy marvel sucks xDDDDDDDDDDDD
"you are never going to get a spiderman movie with homecoming/far from home quality ever again"
oh youre a straight white man. okay. explains why you dont have taste or knowledge about the film industry
love the coward approach of interact-and-block, anyway here's what I was gonna add
yeah coz stanning the mcu betrays an exquisite taste in movies skdnsjcndnznxnx 💀💀
how long's this gonna take
That's really up to you
Alright, I know how this goes
My name is Elton Hercules John and I am an alcoholic
and a cocaine addict
and a sex addict
and a bulimic, also a shopaholic who has problems with weed
prescription drugs and anger management
why are you here now?
well my dealer was out of town i thought this seemed like a good alternative
i’m here because i want to get better
What were you like as a child, Elton?
....as a child?
REGGIE!! You're late!! I've had to throw your dinner in the bin, get inside!
Is he back?
What am I, thin air? I wouldn't get your hopes up, he's very unreliable and very selfish
will you send him up if I'm already in bed?
Reggie, move! I have to get this done before I go out.
bloody hell Shelia, maybe we should get him some lessons!
love to! get him out from under my feet
Go on, play it again
I wanna play it for dad
Managed to drag yourself home then?
Hello Stanley!
How are you, Ivy?
Like you care. Come on, you're letting in a draft! How long are you back?
I got a couple of weeks leave
Reggie's not long gont to bed.
Go on! Pop up, say hello!
I'll see him tomorrow. Any dinner left? Or have you fed it all to that boy?
My dad was passionate about family and music. He talked for hours about jazz... He was always hugging me... I was very lucky! I was actually a very happy child.
Dad, is it true you play piano? I'm saving to get lessons
if you want to sit in here, you'll have to be quiet. I'm listening to my music
I like this one, dad!
Never touch my collection without asking.
When are you going to hug me?
Don't be soft.
What are you still doing up?
Learning.
Turn off the light.. go to sleep.
Crumbs, that was energetic! Play another one!
The moonlight sonata, Reggie!
Mum..! My piano teacher thinks I'm good enough for a scholarship at the Royal Academy of Music
The royal academy of music? Has a nice ring to it! royal.
Scissors.
What'd'ya think?
Uh- the red one's good! ...it's only on Saturdays.
I’ve things to do on the weekend. Can’t just drop everything.
I'll take ya!
Where are you off to?
Dunno! Haven't decided yet. But whatever it is, you're not invited.
how long's this gonna take
That's really up to you
Alright, I know how this goes
My name is Elton Hercules John and I am an alcoholic
and a cocaine addict
and a sex addict
and a bulimic, also a shopaholic who has problems with weed
prescription drugs and anger management
why are you here now?
well my dealer was out of town i thought this seemed like a good alternative
i’m here because i want to get better
What were you like as a child, Elton?
....as a child?
REGGIE!! You're late!! I've had to throw your dinner in the bin, get inside!
Is he back?
What am I, thin air? I wouldn't get your hopes up, he's very unreliable and very selfish
will you send him up if I'm already in bed?
Reggie, move! I have to get this done before I go out.
bloody hell Shelia, maybe we should get him some lessons!
love to! get him out from under my feet
Go on, play it again
I wanna play it for dad
Managed to drag yourself home then?
Hello Stanley!
How are you, Ivy?
Like you care. Come on, you're letting in a draft! How long are you back?
I got a couple of weeks leave
Reggie's not long gont to bed.
Go on! Pop up, say hello!
I'll see him tomorrow. Any dinner left? Or have you fed it all to that boy?
My dad was passionate about family and music. He talked for hours about jazz... He was always hugging me... I was very lucky! I was actually a very happy child.
Dad, is it true you play piano? I'm saving to get lessons
if you want to sit in here, you'll have to be quiet. I'm listening to my music
I like this one, dad!
Never touch my collection without asking.
how long's this gonna take
That's really up to you
Alright, I know how this goes
My name is Elton Hercules John and I am an alcoholic
and a cocaine addict
and a sex addict
and a bulimic, also a shopaholic who has problems with weed
prescription drugs and anger management
why are you here now?
well my dealer was out of town i thought this seemed like a good alternative
i’m here because i want to get better
What were you like as a child, Elton?
....as a child?
REGGIE!! You're late!! I've had to throw your dinner in the bin, get inside!
Is he back?
What am I, thin air? I wouldn't get your hopes up, he's very unreliable and very selfish
will you send him up if I'm already in bed?
Reggie, move! I have to get this done before I go out.
bloody hell Shelia, maybe we should get him some lessons!
love to! get him out from under my feet
Go on, play it again
I wanna play it for dad
Managed to drag yourself home then?
Hello Stanley!
How are you, Ivy?
Like you care. Come on, you're letting in a draft! How long are you back?
I got a couple of weeks leave
Reggie's not long gont to bed.
Go on! Pop up, say hello!
I'll see him tomorrow. Any dinner left? Or have you fed it all to that boy?
My dad was passionate about family and music. He talked for hours about jazz... He was always hugging me... I was very lucky! I was actually a very happy child.
Dad, is it true you play piano? I'm saving to get lessons
if you want to sit in here, you'll have to be quiet. I'm listening to my music
how long's this gonna take
That's really up to you
Alright, I know how this goes
My name is Elton Hercules John and I am an alcoholic
and a cocaine addict
and a sex addict
and a bulimic, also a shopaholic who has problems with weed
prescription drugs and anger management
why are you here now?
well my dealer was out of town i thought this seemed like a good alternative
i’m here because i want to get better
What were you like as a child, Elton?
....as a child?
REGGIE!! You're late!! I've had to throw your dinner in the bin, get inside!
Is he back?
What am I, thin air? I wouldn't get your hopes up, he's very unreliable and very selfish
will you send him up if I'm already in bed?
Reggie, move! I have to get this done before I go out.
bloody hell Shelia, maybe we should get him some lessons!
love to! get him out from under my feet
Go on, play it again
I wanna play it for dad
Managed to drag yourself home then?
Hello Stanley!
How are you, Ivy?
Like you care. Come on, you're letting in a draft! How long are you back?
I got a couple of weeks leave
Reggie's not long gont to bed.
Go on! Pop up, say hello!
how long's this gonna take
That's really up to you
Alright, I know how this goes
My name is Elton Hercules John and I am an alcoholic
and a cocaine addict
and a sex addict
and a bulimic, also a shopaholic who has problems with weed
prescription drugs and anger management
why are you here now?
well my dealer was out of town i thought this seemed like a good alternative
i’m here because i want to get better
What were you like as a child, Elton?
....as a child?
REGGIE!! You're late!! I've had to throw your dinner in the bin, get inside!
Is he back?
What am I, thin air? I wouldn't get your hopes up, he's very unreliable and very selfish
will you send him up if I'm already in bed?
Reggie, move! I have to get this done before I go out.
bloody hell Shelia, maybe we should get him some lessons!
love to! get him out from under my feet
Go on, play it again
I wanna play it for dad
Managed to drag yourself home then?
Hello Stanley!
How are you, Ivy?
Like you care. Come on, you're letting in a draft! How long are you back?
how long's this gonna take
That's really up to you
Alright, I know how this goes
My name is Elton Hercules John and I am an alcoholic
and a cocaine addict
and a sex addict
and a bulimic, also a shopaholic who has problems with weed
prescription drugs and anger management
why are you here now?
well my dealer was out of town i thought this seemed like a good alternative
i’m here because i want to get better
What were you like as a child, Elton?
....as a child?
REGGIE!! You're late!! I've had to throw your dinner in the bin, get inside!
Is he back?
What am I, thin air? I wouldn't get your hopes up, he's very unreliable and very selfish
will you send him up if I'm already in bed?
Reggie, move! I have to get this done before I go out.
bloody hell Shelia, maybe we should get him some lessons!
how long's this gonna take
That's really up to you
Alright, I know how this goes
My name is Elton Hercules John and I am an alcoholic
and a cocaine addict
and a sex addict
and a bulimic, also a shopaholic who has problems with weed
prescription drugs and anger management
why are you here now?
well my dealer was out of town i thought this seemed like a good alternative
i’m here because i want to get better
What were you like as a child, Elton?
....as a child?
REGGIE!! You're late!! I've had to throw your dinner in the bin, get inside!
Is he back?
What am I, thin air? I wouldn't get your hopes up, he's very unreliable and very selfish
will you send him up if I'm already in bed?
I know German likes to take English words but when will yall realise shit like “gegoogelt” and “gechillt” sounds genuinely awful
Ich wurde outgecalled:(
warum würdest du etwas sagen
fairerweise the only appropriate reaction to me
I know that English speaking people like to claim that German people love to take English words but when will yall realise shit like 93 percent of the English voculary are in fact not English at all and your pronounciation of these originally foreign words sound weird to a shit ton of people?
bitch did you fucking block me oh my god anyway I'm Literally Not English but go the fuck off and also. It's called a joke. Holy shit keep pissing your pants I guess
