hello hi how are you

:P

[snoopypilled]

my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass

[pukicho]

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

[puppybong]

so nice you see him twice

[flipchild]

Wow... Bad ass...

[flipchild]

Seriously badass and awesome 💗

[littlegermanboy]

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

[littlegermanboy]

i can’t choose a favorite part of this it’s all so good.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

you have no bones and no sauce and no idea

[tourdion]

this is shocking

[senatortedcruz]

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

[memewhore]

[oswednesday]

deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]

[deconstructedcunt]

[onlinebeast]

Me, at drive thru: Can I get a... Number 7, with large fries, and a sprite? Thanks, I love you.

Drive thru: I love you too.

Me: Beautiful night, isn't it?

Drive thru: Yes, it is.

Me: And it'll be a beautifully day tomorrow?

Drive thru: It will be.

[taxidermizing]

Stroking my bush thoughtfully

[coughloop]

DJ Wet Dog Covered in Ticks Again has begun shaking his coat aggressively over the dancefloor

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

man hamburgers are so good, in spite of the fascist imperialist american goverment which i don´t support

[milk5]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[coveredinsun]

roman saying “cunty” over the phone killed logan roy

[pointnclick]

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch