lets take some pills to get happy

Greetings and salutations

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck because that’s how long it takes for each cell in your body to be replaced completely, therefore meaning you technically aren’t the person who broke the mirror anymore.

[melongorl]

I want a lot and I’m gonna achieve all of it

[just-shower-thoughts]

If robots took over the world, they wouldn’t enslave humans because robots are more efficient at everything.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Funny how every alive and talking cartoon lobster is red. Yet in real life, lobsters only turn red once they are cooked and dead.

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[wnq-writers]

what i like about her is that she blooms whether you water her or not. whether you give her light or not. she exists without your existence.

iambrillyant  (via wnq-writers)

[ironyandativan]

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot

[sexemulators]

If you’d be mine, we’d drink some red wine. We’d hug under a pine and it would be fine.

Unknown (via quotethatword)

[godspeedtoyou]

did i talk shit? absolutely.

[animalsnaps]

over 7 billion people in this world and u think I’m gonna chase someone who doesn’t even want me? hahaha that’s exactly what I’m gonna do

@therelatabletexts (via thesexualquotes)

[crottings]

Don’t just be another brick in the wall.

Unknown (via persecution)

[lfhy]

[wnq-writers]

Find someone who pays attention. Who runs their fingers over your every scar; and asks where each one came from. Find someone who knows how you like your coffee; what song makes you want to roll the windows down and slam on the gas pedal. Find someone who takes in your smallest details; who notices the things you thought no one ever would. And then…when you find them… Be their someone, too.

a paragraph about falling in love, deep3snplottwists  (via wnq-writers)

[hobwithluv]

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

[weakun]

[jazzetpoesie]

official member of the smokers club

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about dick?

[cocoanobutter]

All the time

[bustanutsquash-deactivated20170]

oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

[roslips]

Literally no one asked

[regularbread]

she sayin dick ain’t real?

[1chainzdeactivated-deactivated2]

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class