Inspector Irratino

Look inside yourself and to the stars: there you will find the answers. ✨

[irratino-offical]

Greetings ✨

As you may be able to tell, I am Inspector Irratino, president of the Investigation Institute. I noticed Logico created one of these ( @deductivelogico-offical ), so I thought I may as well join. Ask me anything you'd like, especially if it involves the unexplainable! ✨

OOC :: i have wanted to make one of these for so long but had no reason to XD, anyways, this blog will mostly be run by an Irratino fictive (really why i jumped at this opportunity lol .. and the other was pretty inactive). i hope no one minds if i join in .......

this is also a side blog, my main is @kitty-koins ! also we are currently a minor, so like don't be weird and we'll be fine.

extra note: i am very busy most of the time so i may be a bit inconsistent. be nice to me im trying my best :(

[irratino-offical]

ooc :: hi ... i hate to come off as begging ! , but i'd like to send a reminder that we have another ask blog, @alex-askriel , for one of our ocs! we would appreciate asks on there :3

i think we may be a bit attention starved.. haha....

[irratino-offical]

Irratino, what’s your favourite bird and why?/nf. I heard Logicos favourite bird is a toucan

Ooh! I'd have to say penguins, definitely. Though I love all animals, they're my favorite!

If penguins don't count, however, I also find the symbolism of doves interesting! ( ⸝⸝´ ᵕ `⸝⸝) ✨

[kitty-koins]

apologies for the inactivity... we have been busy recently..... we promise we are VERY aware of the asks in our inbox, we just have not had time to get around to them

but as of today (May 29th), we are officially an adult! wow! 18 whole years! happy birthday to us :3 it's been rough getting here but we're here nonetheless !

we will not be doing an event (though we would not mind gifts), or making a long post for this! this functions more as an update than anything

thank you for being here with us :)

[thegayriley]

making a picrew tag game bc why not

Here's mine!

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[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Made this lil silly :3

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[deductivelogico-offical]

Tags: @thedrcarolinecrimson @herbalist-onyx-offical @ask-murdle (that Logico) @irratino-offical @ask-sir-rulean @ask-ceo-indigo @ask-major-red @ask-midnight-3 @ask-emma-rose and open tags!

[irratino-offical]

( Open tags ✨ )

[irratino-offical]

Can I poke Logico with a stick and not get charged with tomfoolery in the first degree?

I suppose that depends on how many times you're poking him... and if he chooses to press changes in the first place! I will cover for you if needed though, anon... ✨

[deductivelogico-offical]

HEY

IRRATINO

NO

DO NOT LET PEOPLE POKE ME WITH STICKS

[irratino-offical]

You were not. Supposed To See This.

Uhh... Oopsies...? (^^;)>

[irratino-offical]

Can I poke Logico with a stick and not get charged with tomfoolery in the first degree?

I suppose that depends on how many times you're poking him... and if he chooses to press changes in the first place! I will cover for you if needed though, anon... ✨

[herbalist-onyx-offical]

"..Onyx? Do you know where you are? You passed out before the ambulance arrived."

"You're at one of my hospitals. It was close, but your recovery shouldn't be more than a few days. In the meantime, feel free to call whenever you need me!"

- @thedrcarolinecrimson

"I see. I expected that I'd have a higher poison tolerance than this, how embarrassing. Now I have to explain to my boss that I can't come into work.. I'll tell you if I need anything."

[thedrcarolinecrimson]

[She shrugs.]

"It happens to the best of us. I'm sure he'll understand - he's off galavanting across the globe with his partner half the time anyway."

[She taps the button on the side of the hospital bed, then places a small clicker on the bedside table with a smile.]

"Standard hospital fare - this button calls a nurse if you need help. This one however, calls me directly. I don't hand these to just anyone, so keep it safe."

"That should be all I have to say for the moment. Call me if you need!"

[herbalist-onyx-offical]

"I see.. thank you for this, I'll make sure to keep it safe."

As Crimson leaves the room, Onyx thinks for a moment before deciding to call Inspector Irratino and let him know she's in the hospital and unfortunately can't show up to work for a few days.

When he picks up, Onyx begins to tell him a bit of the situation.

"Hello? Boss? It's Onyx, I'm calling to let you know that I won't be able to come in for work for a few days. I'm currently in the hospital. Sorry about the inconvenience."

@irratino-offical

[irratino-offical]

"... Why are you apologizing? I have no issue with it, I'm sure someone else can cover for you in the mean time. Don't worry too much about it!"

[irratino-offical]

ooc: yes another ooc post

sorry for the inactivity AGAIN. it's not over yet, but it's gonna continue a bit longer. after a.. Situation (negative) occurred in a series we've been following (not murdle) we feel so. blehh... some ppl may be able to guess what fandom it is cuz this is EXTREMELY recent . not saying which it is though. it's brought up a lot of trauma for us since it resembles something similar that we went through. we also uploaded a the next part of our series to our youtube earlier today, which always brings us a lot of anxiety. so we;re feeling reaaaalllllly nauseous rn.

apologies for venting on main lol. we're not quitting or deactivating, just recovering. thanks for being patient witth us <3

[irratino-offical]

OOC: have you noiticed Emma has… you know.. FUCKING DEACTIVATED FROM TUMBLR/nf

ooc: are you sure? we can still access her accounts just fine. both @gameremma and @ask-emma-rose .

[irratino-offical]

ooc: sorry for the inactivity chat the hyperfixation beam is actively killing me and if i dont get my beloved project (h. home) done by the end of the month i will Lose My Shit

[fatestheysband]

TODAY’S THE DAY

[irratinoslefteyeball]

Happy birthday Night!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

(Let’s hope some of your *ahem* fellow employees don’t ruin it by murdering someone…)

[deductivelogico-offical]

Happy birthday, Night. Have some cake.

[herbalist-onyx-offical]

Happy birthday Night 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[irratino-offical]

Happy birthday, Night!! ✨ (o^▽^o)

[irratino-offical]

You should get your hair braided methinks <3

This is the second ask I've gotten about braiding my hair and I find it quite flattering! I may try to do it one of these days... ^^ ✨

[irratino-offical]

Hi Irratino! Hope you’re doing well! Here’s a rose(not romantically)

🌹

Aw, thank you!! (づ˶•༝•˶)づ🌹

[irratino-offical]

For OOC: Im not trying to be rude or anything but… Im worried about the huge post gap. It’s been 3 days and theres been no Irratino official posting. Again, not being rude I know you might be busy but, Im just worried.

ooc: hai!! sorry to worry you or anyone. i'm perfectly fine! i'm just, like you said , really busy. i've got three other blogs, multiple personal projects, and also schoolwork to deal with. i haven't had the time to spend on this blog apart from answering asks i get . i honestly didn't even realize how long it's been until now haha

apologies that this response was so late! i was asleep when this was sent and i've just now gotten to my laptop ^^;

[irratino-offical]

*Irratino gets a phone call, and on the other side is Dame Obsidian sounding frantic.*

Ah, Irratino! Darling, inspector, I have a favor to ask. There’s been a homicide and I’d rather not get the detective club involved if possible. Considering my reputation and the victim I would like to avoid any undue accusations. Please head over as soon as possible.

Thank you, Darling!

~ @dameobsidian-offical

Hmm.. I don't normally like keeping secrets, but just this once... I guess. I'll be over soon, Obsidian.

[irratino-offical]

Irratino... the mafia... they're gay. The mafia are gay

Indeed ✨