shoo a few humans off the mortal shelf

to the floor! we'll be polishing the coffins as you off a couple more!

[fatestheysband]

"For generations we've been racing for the first place, but we've spent the centuries in second to the birth rate!"

Isabeau (Isa for short)/Superliminal/Darryl | gender? i hardly know 'er! call me any pronouns, just don't call me late for dinner! (also dont call me she/her) | bi ace, questioning arospec | 30 (12/19/1995) | play cookies with me: XVNCJ1351 (dark cacao)

officially selfship on main! my old blog @/fates-theysband (very drastic change i know) is up as an archive, i might periodically grab old creative work or reblogged fanart from it

obviously i'm going to block you if you're any kind of bigot (racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, antisemitic, islamophobic, anti-palestine) or if you ship pedophilia or incest. i dont want that shit in my house. also if you ship with canon pedophiles, nazis, or rapists fuck off. if i unknowingly interact with someone whose f/o is one of those PLEASE let me know.

i ask that minors don't follow but the most that will be on this blog is suggestive jokes.

i currently DO NOT share my f/os; if i have you blocked for a shared f/o it is nothing personal seeing other people ship with them just makes me spiral. current mutuals are exempt from this as long as i have a tag to block

[confines]

communication

[apolladay]

Would you rather..

be half your age

twice your age

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[fatestheysband]

every time a post about dumb rap music takes crosses my dash i think about the time i was in high school where one of the girls in a school trip group with me said she didn’t like “talk dirty” by jason derulo because it objectifies women and then later on shouted “this is my jam!” when “blurred lines” came on in a club

[fatestheysband]

had a dream a youtube video with exactly 63 views detailing “canon, semi-canon, and complete fanon cookie run facts” popped up in my recommended and i clicked on it because inexplicably one of the “complete fanon” facts was just my selfship with licorice cookie and while the youtuber was like “look, he’s not real and would only see you as a friend if he was” the comments were all either defending me in a way that was also frankly a little insulting (“aww, come on, don’t be so mean to a lonely person who’s finally found happiness!”) or pretending to be me or know me (giving wrong facts about me or saying they know me from a group made up of a demographic i’m not part of) and eventually i just commented “WHAT DID I DO?????” because i was so baffled at my selfship being singled out

[thegreatlearning]

I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal

[fatestheysband]

would you guys believe the first time i ever heard a chappell roan song was like an hour ago

[fatestheysband]

is this a reference that means anything anymore or do i just have the most random childhood memories known to man

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[fatestheysband]

and when you speak angels sing from above…everyday words seem to turn into love songs…

[fatestheysband]

my car ac has no damn freon and i had to drive to the most random fuckin places today so if anyone needs me i will be. estivating.

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

Food: cinnamon roasted pumpkin

Ingredients: pumpkin, olive oil, cinnamon, salt, black pepper, Greek yogurt, lemon, pine nuts, coriander, birds eye chili (optional)

[fatestheysband]

i think that’s a helpful way to look at blogs like that. they are a random person on the street shouting mean things at anyone who will listen. they don’t know who you are, they don’t know who your f/o is, they’re just posting generalized rude shit in the hopes they can get their jollies hurting someone’s feelings. they don’t have any bearing on your relationship with your f/o any more than they would on a relationship with a real person.

[the-rabbits-den]

I am really sorry if you're a person who cannot handle seeing stuff like that (the ragebait account who was ableist). I cast a reverse spell:

Your partners DO love you.

Your partners would NEVER want to see any harm come your way.

Your partners will NEVER think you're a burden

Your partners will ALWAYS treat you with so much patience, care, and kindness if you agere!

Your partner loves you for you and not some pathetic ragebaiting garbage person can change that! THEY LOVE YOU FULLY AND WITH THEIR ENTIRE HEARTS AND SOULS

And they WOULD reassure you now! If that troll account has made you question or doubt, your partners are right there with you! Reassuring you that just because some sad little welp of a person wrote something nasty about their love that DOESN'T make it true!!

[fatestheysband]

if shit keeps going like this i’m gonna have no choice but to make my nice selfship imagine blog that i keep thinking about doing

[fatestheysband]

is this anything

[fatestheysband]

wait. waitwaitwaitwaitwait. divination themed detective cure named arcana shadow, who is doing shady things and has a mysterious identity but is ultimately well-intended?

[fatestheysband]

also two of the possible eclairs are pretty logico-coded. i’m not stretching the comparison YOU’RE stretching the comparison

[fatestheysband]

murdle, cookie run, kingdom hearts, and my goofy minecraft oc lore project are all grabbing at me begging for my attention but murdle has a leg up because i’m gonna see one of The IRLs today and he intends to get me caught up on star detective precure which just puts me in the headspace to make more posts like this

[fatestheysband]

OKAY WOW IF ECLAIR IS WHO I THINK SHE IS THEY REALLY ARE JUST OXYMORONS MAGICAL GIRLS HUH

[demonslayersboyfriend]

@/selfshipperaffirmations is posting hateful and triggering "imagines" in self ship tags just to make you guys aware

[lemonbutler]

Blocked 🫡

I'd recommend everyone else do the same, stay safe!!