♪★Thegayriley★♪

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[thegayriley]

intro post™

pronouns: any/all I don't give A FAT FLYING FUCK what you call me (genderqueer)

Call me: Riley, Ry, Rue, The Almighty Lesbian in all Their glory, may She live forever

I AM A MINOR I CANNOT DONATE ANYTHING

Personality type: ENTJ-A

Height: tall enough to lick a ceiling (I've done it before)

Dni: Ageless blogs, ppl asking for donations, freaky blogs

Interests: Neurology, cooking, working out, being mean

Fandoms: DAN AND PHIL, adventure time, Steven universe, Craig of the creek, TOH, Gravity Falls, Once, Bunnies, Fearless, Stay

Extra tidbits: I'm a masc lesbian, activist, percussionist. I LOVE to construct tiny craft kits that make small buildings. I'm helpol and I've severe OCD.

Friend codes!!!

Pokemon Go:6CBJC2442

Finch: 3NHCSR4A4M

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/31t3sgtzpeqkhlxypp6abpaz6mx4?si=G5GfTdajR_2pFJTx2OGL2A

Mooties/family:

My mama: @ordinarily-unordinary

My papa: @hawiianshirttaco

My sibling (I MISS YOU KAYA): @kayathebay

My grandma: @eyes-without-a-faceee

My amazing, talented, artistic, emo son: @silascrow

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[kristina100000]

if you got a problem with me its your probble

[infra-materialist]

[speedlimit15]

[ryebreadgf]

[meltingpotofinterests]

[skopostheorie]

I really do like this tweet

[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[h0odierich-deactivated20170708]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[the-tired-opossum]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[terradni]

[toddsolondz]

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

[rednines]

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

[catgirlcaliphate]

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

[valhallas-last]

Of course. Purely for education.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[dandelionwhiner]

This is what all those text-heavy pieces of cyberpunk fashion look like, the way they play with the contrast of font sizes and detail vs simplicity

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[sharkgirldick]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[nature-nerd-sarah]

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

[sharkgirldick]

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

[dragongirlbunny]

the knife

[academicblorbo]

That's what ancient Greek philosophy is like

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently