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corpseowl‌:

irritatedseahawk‌:

There weren’t many people that his Mistress truly had a problem with, but from how he spoke, and the whole Vongola association, and the mist flames, he had a pretty good idea who his master was. He knew they were allies with the Vongola and his mistress would be upset if he actually started fights with allies, so he wouldn’t.

“She doesn’t..” He stared off to the side, clearly still grumpy but the aggression fading again, having controlled his semi explosive temper. “Hate him, I mean.”

“Hoooh?” Watching that switch with the other. Rubs his chin in thought. “Well that is good then. The more you know. It shall be very interesting indeed.” Not that they haven’t talked already.. Just knew more the in-clock works of what Mukuro felt in this.

“Does this mean you want to try and be friends with me?”

“She has a strong dislike for him, due to past hurts and insult, but she actually cares about him. Even if I don’t understand it. Tch.” He makes a face, and quotes her. “No matter what he did, he’s still family, even if he’s found another.”

“I guess so.” After all he’s a grumpy and angry bird but he’s not antisocial. He enjoys the company of others, just more sparingly.

#ic #corpseowl

corpseowl‌:

irritatedseahawk‌:

“Does that make you an enemy of my Mistress then?”

Aggression was back. Clearly protective of his master.

“Am I? Maybe I am like I said. I have two masters after all. One could care less about her and the other yours just hates. Feud is them, maybe us. I could fight you if that pisses you off that much.”

There weren’t many people that his Mistress truly had a problem with, but from how he spoke, and the whole Vongola association, and the mist flames, he had a pretty good idea who his master was. He knew they were allies with the Vongola and his mistress would be upset if he actually started fights with allies, so he wouldn’t.

“She doesn’t..” He stared off to the side, clearly still grumpy but the aggression fading again, having controlled his semi explosive temper. “Hate him, I mean.”

#ic #corpseowl #sdjflksjsl #I s2g these two

goro-goro-juudaime‌:

irritatedseahawk‌:

“Tch. You’re an ally and my mistress would be displeased if I attacked an ally so.. Whatever. Sure. Fine. Nice to meet you. Name is Aukai.”

“Ally?” Mistress? So is he’s a box weapon, too? “I-I didn’t know we had an allied Famiglia visiting…” He wouldn’t be surprised if it was a sudden visit or something Reborn conveniently didn’t mention to them, it’s happened before. “Sorry if it’s rude to ask, but what family are you from, Aukai?” Despite the attitude and mild threat, he didn’t feel any true danger. At the moment.

“Mistress doesn’t usually like to announce her presence broadly. But she is usually easy to find if you know the right ways to look.” Cryptic, but semi informative. But she was actually often in the area, and using the proper channels, it was easy enough to contact his family.

“Elementi. Mistress Ari is the boss.” He looked proud of this, and it was clear he was very attached to his mistress. As far as the family went though, and especially mafia families, it was a smallish family, without all the grunts and side people and whatnot, but that was partly why it worked. And why he liked it.

#ignore the cuts #xD #I don't have a ton of icons for him #This is my only one showing what could be pride #ic #goro-goro-juudaime

goro-goro-juudaime‌:

irritatedseahawk‌:

goro-goro-juudaime

started following you

“Why the fuck are you in my space, furball?”

“I-I was just curious is all, sorry… I haven’t seen you around b-before, my name is Natsu, n-nice to meet you…?”

“Tch. You’re an ally and my mistress would be displeased if I attacked an ally so.. Whatever. Sure. Fine. Nice to meet you. Name is Aukai.”

#Always an angry birb #until angry birb decides he likes you #Then angry birb becomes affectionate birb #ic #goro-goro-juudaime

corpseowl‌:

irritatedseahawk‌:

“Tch.” He was just going to stay grumpy for the moment, though at least tries to not be overly aggressive.

“Aukai. Elementi family.”

“Elementi? Interesting.. We might not be able to get along after all.” Shakes his head and sighs. “Maybe.”

“Does that make you an enemy of my Mistress then?”

Aggression was back. Clearly protective of his master.

#ic #corpseowl #pffft

corpseowl‌:

irritatedseahawk‌:

“Whatever. I guess. But I don’t know you so how the hell would I know what you mean?”

Slightly less aggression, but still glaring. Like the predatory bird he is eyeing a potential threat. Instinct.

“I have not done anything to you. Stop giving me such a look. You’re making me want to and that is only in slurs. Should we start off that way?

Fufu, I am Mukurou of the Vongola..”

“Tch.” He was just going to stay grumpy for the moment, though at least tries to not be overly aggressive.

“Aukai. Elementi family.”

#ic #corpseowl

goro-goro-juudaime

started following you

“Why the fuck are you in my space, furball?”

#goro-goro-juudaime #ic #pls ignore his grumpy ass #He won't hurt you Natsu #Promise #He just an angry birb

goodnightmemes

Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror- “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

- boops nose -

#ask meme

girlablaze

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S3. )

❛ i’m ghost proof, baby. ❜

❛ we’re going to see a thousand ghosts tonight, any less and it’s a failure. ❜

❛ i feel like you’d atleast try to talk to it, or observe it, and not just shove shit into its holes. ❜

❛ don’t try it, demon! ❜

❛ that bat was straight up going for your ass — it was an ass bat. ❜

❛ that looks like the thing i put my tea on, but it’s levitating ❜

❛ you got a big wide open wilderness there, you can stuff bones anywhere. ❜

❛ stop banging on the door, you prick! ❜

❛ this looks like a place where a serial killer would keep his victims. ❜

❛ what if i open this and a thousand rattle snakes come out? ❜

❛ you’d be the worst diplomat when it comes to alien-human relations, every fucking solution you’ve offered is shoot at them with your gun. ❜

❛ let’s boogie, boys! ❜

❛ i would pay thousands of dollars for ghosts to be real. ❜

❛ hey, you demon fuck! ❜

❛ is will smith dead? has anybody checked the news? ❜

❛ i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point. ❜

❛ i’m not trying to do that whole dismissing thing but — i’m dismissing it. ❜

❛ how am i the same as a satanist? ❜

❛ i just looked into places that would make me want to die, and i think this place checks that box. ❜

❛ we’re turning into scooby doo. ❜

❛ why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now — what are you doing? ❜

❛ oh, no neck snapping, huh? ❜

❛ i’m not trying to be crass here but, there is a surprising amount of penis art in here. ❜

❛ this guy looks like such a fucking sad sack. ❜

❛ spooky castle — that’s every investigators dream. ❜

❛ at this point, who are you trying to impress with all the bats? ❜

❛ throw ‘em in a volcano, i don’t care. ❜

❛ i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread of something. ❜

❛ okay, what’s this hole do? ❜

❛ we’re here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist. ❜

❛ so you’ve resorted to orbs now? ❜

❛ i’m jim from the office and I believe in ghosts. ❜

❛ i’m not going to gloat here, ‘cause at this certain point i feel bad for you. ❜

❛ moaning myrtle? this looks like your kinda joint. ❜

❛ you gonna’ embroider that on a pillow or something? ❜

❛ it’s just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. ❜

❛ not every fucking alien interaction is independence day! sometimes it can be like E.T. what if they just wanna come and have a beautiful relationship with a little boy named elliott? ❜

❛ why would you chop a nuns head off? ❜

❛ i get tired of hearing about shadow people. ❜

❛ any demons out tonight? any horny boys? ❜

❛ as we snuff these candles, so, too, do we snuff you from this mortal world — you fuckin’ wimp. ❜

❛ i feel like a strong man, i never feel like a strong man. ❜

❛ you will be chief. I say so, i’m a white man. ❜

❛ goat man! i’m dancing on your bridge, it’s my bridge now! ❜

❛ smells like shit in here. ❜

❛ but ghosts? my word, what a waste of time. ❜

❛ as i scan around, this place definitely screams high-tech ; we got like, a couch over there with a couple of cockroaches fuckin’ — ❜

❛ it’s a people grinder. ❜

❛ oh my god! again with the fucking carl sagan! ❜

❛ burn ‘em, they’re like white walkers. ❜

❛ if i left a yelp review of this place, it would say, far too many bats. ❜

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜

#ask meme

corpseowl‌:

irritatedseahawk‌:

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?” Irritated glare.

“What I mean? Can’t that be taken as a compliment?”

“Whatever. I guess. But I don’t know you so how the hell would I know what you mean?”

Slightly less aggression, but still glaring. Like the predatory bird he is eyeing a potential threat. Instinct.

#ic #corpseowl

corpseowl‌:

irritatedseahawk‌:

“Ugh, now what? What the fuck do you want?”

“Aren’t you a sight.”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?” Irritated glare.

#ic #corpseowl

“Ugh, now what? What the fuck do you want?”

#ic #open

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