New Broken Scene

noor, 24 (BE) || 5SOS || 1D || Other

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[gayhaircut]

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

[gayhaircut]

ladies are u all ok

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

no

[lyjerria]

if you check up on me, I truly love you

[bey]

You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with

[scoutbert]

if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in whether or not she goes through 9 months of insanity and a painful expensive labour cause YOU want the kid? fuck off. your role in the creation of that fetus is minimal at best. if you really, genuinely wanted a child with her, you would have PLANNED for the conception of a child with that woman BEFORE y'all fucked. stop giving me that shit about “both of them created it together so they get equal say in the matter!” NO a man ejaculated and THAT’S IT, everything else regarding conception is on the woman’s body, she gets the final say in whether or not she’ll carry to term, NOT you. go adopt one of the 250,000 children in foster care waiting for someone to love them if you want a kid that fucking badly.

[scoutbert]

all pro lifers can fuck off my post please I still stand by this 100%

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[mainflopgirl]

instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant 

[ittybittytatertot]

SHAME MEN INTO WASHING THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE RESTROOM! I DONT CARE IF YOU “”DIDNT TOUCH IT”” WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY

[thisiswhymomworries]

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

[lukesdonuts]

dorks

[irwinand]

[bellimie]

+

[tracinglrh]

roses pair so well with him

[mentallyillfuck]

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[yetimati]

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

[urpe1fect4m3]

had no idea where this was going but i’m glad I stuck around

[irwinand]

"forget about the price tag" 🎶

[babyanimalgifs]

[tamwah]