La danse macabre

I am an insomniac fueld by sugar and love. My mind is of the kinky kind and I am the best example for what you can get away with if your face doesn’t match the shit that comes out of your mouth. Also, I have long given up on trying to list what you will find on this tumblr.

[item-shop]

“Regenerated? Why, yes. Is it that obvious?”

Photography by Kai Manaa

[misscherry]

Look at my precious chicken nugget of a dog!

[thefrozennhorizon-deactivated20]

Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th

[dailybayonetta]

[creativerule34hentai]

Unpopular opinion: Bayonetta is a Bowsette version of Hideo Kojima

[residentevil2remake]

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[sobeitjay2]

[nikez-40z-deactivated20191230]

ooooooo that boi know he bad!🔥

[skkinlikegold]

That lean was crazy

[justcariii]

Im convinced michael jackson possessed him

[bakwaaas]

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[fatpikachupics]

actually there is one more

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[ankle-beez]

the pinnacle of comedy

[abandonedblog1234567890]

kirby youre doing amazing sweetie

[parakavka]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

Astral projection

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

[qxessence]

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

[knowanoah]

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

[kenkuarchive]

The difference between int and wis

[mysharona1987]

[shezze-blog1]

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

[wufflesvetinari]

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon

[mangozetango]

I needed to hear this

[poshtae]

HYUNA AND EDAWN DON’T! GIVE! A! FUCK ANYMORE LMFAO!!!! 👏