pathetic and sweet, it's my niche

what's shakin'? i'm leonardo, but i'll only respond to leo, and i've heard every dicaprio and da vinci joke in the book, so don't bother. i'm 20, i want to be the next stan lee, and i'm also pretty handy at the drums. your basic san francisco native, except i don't give a shit about the giants.

[colorfulharm]

I don’t know many people who are bald completely by choice! I only know of people who started to bald so they shaved off the rest of their hair. Was your english professor a badass? He sounds like it. I have seen your hair, actually. It’s very impressive and soft, especially for a boy’s mop. I’m honestly surprised that you aren’t secretly a girl! Whatever you do, though, please don’t shave it off. I think I’m in love with it.

[leo-nerdo]

If you're shaving it off, isn't that still technically being bald by choice? He was -- he is. He has a skull and crossbones tattoo, and he's really funny, and his last name is Zurg. You know, like Buzz Lightyear's arch-nemesis. Huh, good to know that it's impressive, considering I barely even brush it. But, like, I can't. Only when it's wet. I -- okay, I mean, okay. Does that mean I have feminine qualities? Oh, no, I won't. I promise. It's here to stay. You can't, uh -- you can't shave yours, either.

[colorfulharm]

See, I think even though they save money they must have to spend a heck ton more time on shaving and reshaving. Just imagine spending every other day shaving your head! Who said I was shaving my hair, though? I’d never risk getting soap in my eyes. That is the worst kind of torture. Lets hope you don’t start balding!

[leo-nerdo]

Some people are bald by choice, and then some are just bald. I had an English professor last semester who shaved his head, but only because if he had hair, it would be majorly receding -- so it was like half legit bald, and half faux bald. I'm just saying, like, if you were considering it, know that the cons definitely outweigh the pros. I probably won't, have you seen my hair? Lustrous, honestly. I mean, it's nothing like yours, but it's still -- you know, it's pretty good.

[colorfulharm]

Probably soap?? I mean, according to my extensive knowledge bald guys don’t have hair, so they would definitely not use shampoo. Maybe there’s soap made especially for bald men out there somewhere.

[leo-nerdo]

At least they get to save money on shampoo and conditioner, but they probably go through soap mighty fast. It must also suck, 'cause like, your hair acts as a buffer, y'know? I bet the soap drips down their bald heads and into their eyes a lot. Shave your head at your own peril, Harm.

[leo-nerdo]

Okay, I have an honest question right now -- do bald guys wash their heads with shampoo or soap?

[isaacslight]

Where the fuck am I going to get a hot dog and guac in one place?

[leo-nerdo]

That's not my problem, but it is my price, so...

I'm just kidding. I'll draw a poster for your non-existent cat.

[isaacslight]

So…you gonna draw it or?

[leo-nerdo]

Will you buy me a corn dog if I do? And guacamole.

[isaacslight]

Leo, my dude, you read comics, right? Can you do me a thing and draw a cat for these posters. Make it look kick ass, though. Give it a cape, or no, highlights. Give my cat highlights.

[leo-nerdo]

... I draw comics, you fuck. I mean, like, yeah, I guess I can give your cat highlights. I don't know what good it'll do if we're putting up posters for a cat that you don't even know you have or not. Especially since the drawing probably won't be accurate. Most cats don't have highlights and a cape, you know.

[isaacslight]

Mom asked me how my cat was doing, either I lost it or I just never had one and mom’s messing with me. So PSA, lost cat, maybe?

[leo-nerdo]

You seriously concern me.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

I’m not in denial! We just don’t have feeling for each other man. That could ruin our friendship.

[leo-nerdo]

So could all of your pent-up sexual tension.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

We don’t like each other, Leo. We’re just really close mates.

[leo-nerdo]

Sure. Or you're just in denial.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

If you think he’s gonna use your brother because you’re my soulmate? If you think this is because we “like each other”, it’s not like that at all

[leo-nerdo]

Uhhhhh, that's exactly why I think that, actually.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

I got a milkshake in the end so it wasn’t that bad. But you should know he didn’t mean any of it, Leo.

[leo-nerdo]

I know, it's already done and over with and I started it, anyway. I just don't want to give him reason to use my brother as a casualty of war.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

You’re actually scared of Issac? Leo, that’s really sad, Isaac is harmless.

[leo-nerdo]

Uh, are we remembering the #freeisaac situation differently? That wasn't harmless, he was using my own blood against me.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

Why are you scared? I’m a wonderful person.

[leo-nerdo]

Isaac. I'm afraid he'll kill me. Or get revenge by canoodling with my brother again, and that's probably worse.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

No, just stating the facts. Don’t be offended, you’re my soulmate.

[leo-nerdo]

I'm both honored and scared by that title.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

The only person I tell absolutely everything to is my grandma and she’s dead. So basically all my secrets are in the wind.

[leo-nerdo]

Was that supposed to guilt me because I'm still offended.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

Well that’s different. This is my diary. All of my deepest darkest secrets I can’t ever tell anyone about.

[leo-nerdo]

Ahem, and I quote: "You know pretty much everything about me." I know you said pretty much but I'm still offended.