Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

Hey, this tumblr's dedicated to the random bits and bobs of my brain as well as a variety of fandoms such as Star Wars, Harry Potter, Firefly, and Lord of the Rings. I also love travelling. :) 

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mentally? i’m him

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physically? i’m her

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The Truffle by @anton_ensamble located in Candamo, Spain
Photographs by @iwanbaan More photos on @cabinporn.

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this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

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Gwrych Castle, Wales

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Abbaye des Vaux de Cernay, France *(by Andrew Hayman)

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Frosty morning at Bodiam Castle / England (by Viktoria Rodriguez).

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Skelling Michael, Ireland (by Mr. Underhill)

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unrestrained summer fun

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Gujo Hachiman Castle / Japan (by Naohiro Yako).

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with new pictures of Hayden Christensen floating around I keep seeing people saying 'imagine if Anakin didn't turn bad, the biggest problem for Luke and Leia would be that their dad is a dilf and all their friends swoon over him when he comes to pick them up from school'

and yes of course that's valid because Anakin would absolutely be casually leaning against his modified speeder with sunglasses on dressed in black like a model but please imagine the twins getting horrified by their friends drooling over him and going "dad you're not allowed to show your face at school now, mom will come pick us up" but HAVE YOU SEEN RECENT PICTURES OF NATALIE PORTMAN?

the twins have zero ideas how hot their parents are, they're just their lame parents, they don't realise that their mom has the face of Natalie Portman and the second their friends see her they're like "your father is a dilf and your mother is a former queen and the nicest AND hottest milf in the galaxy?? you guys are so lucky"

Leia is traumatised and almost shaking, saying, "this is the worst. I can't believe our parents are...." She makes a horrible gagging sound. "...Hot."

"I know, I can't believe it either," Luke groans.

"Next time we'll ask Obi-Wan to come pick us up."

"Oh good idea! It's not like anyone would find old uncle Ben hot!"

"Yes, that's impossible," Leia replies, relieved.

"Impossible!" Luke laughs.

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#obi-wan comes to pick them up right after official jedi business gone wrong and didn't get time to change#so he shows up with wet hair pushed back and only dressed with a very form-fitting undertunic and leggings#the twins were not ready to deal with the absolute filth that went through their friends' mind loud enough that they felt it in the force#obi-wan immediately gets dragged away by the twins before he can open his mouth (via @obiwanobi​)

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Eventually (after going through every single Jedi), the twins settle on Yoda

Good news: no one finds Yoda hot

Bad news: Yoda loves causing trouble and embarrassing his grandkids

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It’s nice to see these floating around again :D

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(chuckle)

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Italy (by Valerio Seveso)

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