American Pansy

Books, TV, Music, movie and YouTube I ship everything, I just ship it all!

[leightum]

[americanpansy]

Season 1 Episode 1: Peter Hastings had 2 daughter with wife Veronica

Season 7: Peter has 4 kids, with 3 baby Momma’s and only 1 of those kids is his wife’s.

[americanpansy]

I’m rewatching PLL and I can’t wait to relive this character development. 

[americanpansy]

I mean sure it was brave of Nicole to protect her demon possessed girlfriend against her potentially demand possessed sister but if Nicole Haught can walk into a bar and give a random straight girl who is dating a boy-man her number and ask her out without even hesitating then demon fighting should be a walk in the park.

[americanpansy]

Season 1 Episode 1: Peter Hastings had 2 daughter with wife Veronica

Season 7: Peter has 4 kids, with 3 baby Momma’s and only 1 of those kids is his wife’s.

[nothingelsemakessense]

Y’all I’m watching a 2012 episode of Sister Wives and it’s a Q&A where they ask the teens if anyone is dating and Mariah is like “The last time I was alone with a boy it was on accident!” and I’m dying. 

No Kody, that’s not your “most obedient” daughter. That’s your lesbian daughter.

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

You’re not too sensitive. you’re not overreacting. if it hurts you, it hurts you

[lamusebrune]

Body wants sex.. Heart wants love.. Soul NEEDS peace .

[chessys]

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

[mothmansbignaturals]

hi its me the duolingo owl if you dont practice french right now i will set your house on fire

[theburialofstrawberries]

moana, singing softly and walking down the parted seas: i have crossed the horizon to find you…i know your name…..

me, a bonafide emotional dumbass on my 73rd fuckign rewatch:

[the-pasta-noodle-you-dropped-de]

Seriously this storyline was GOLD

[scootsenshi]

One of the most interesting things I’ve ever seen.

[kingjaffejoffer]

This is fucking wild. 

These niggas dedicated their life to pussy to the point where they stop eating and turn into zombies with their mouth fused to her pussy. 

I’ve seen women on Instagram that made me want to do the same thing. 

[raekwonzaa]

So basically, a male Angler fishs servical instinct is the deep sea equivalent of a hood nigga who need a place to stay? Copy

[leslady79]

EXCLUSIVE: Netflix has quietly renewed One Day at a Time for Season 3, slated to release early 2019, multiple insiders inform RenewCancelTV.

In this reimagining of the TV classic, a newly single Latina mother raises her teen daughter and tween son with the “help” of her old-school mom.

News of One Day at a Time‘s third season renewal comes on the heels of our exclusive that Fuller House will be back for Season 4.

[jee-q]

I mind my business, but I do pay attention.

[the-boy-tm]

Reblog if you should have known you were gay earlier due to your constant obsession with female actresses/youtubers you “just wanted to be like”

[madsushiman]

And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep.

Mind of a mad man. (via jaysonlife)