[senseitive]

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax

[enteringvulturedimension]

food network show idea: a show called “picky eaters” where chefs have to make something to please both a panel of food network judges and a panel of 6 year olds 

[nutmeg1993]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Don’t explain. People only hear what they want to hear.

Paulo Coelho (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[perhapsarat]

that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[acrazyinkling]

The emperors new groove is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[spongebob-daily]

[winnie-the-bish]

[lilmamabeyellin]

they always kill me being extra like they really surprised 😂😂☹️

[twitterlols]

no but actually

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[thenatsdorf]

[lyjerria]

walk away from toxic people before you lose yourself while trying to find the good in them

[velveteenfem-is-moving-deactiva]

oh my god this

[27-tater-tots]

[whenharrymetsallys]

[tillerboomin]

When your parents leave you with your grandma

[fluffgawd]

Noooooo 😂

[pettywap]

not the inhaler though 😭😭

[super-shar]

Someone needa come get they mama and they son 😂😂😂😂

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOO I’m grandma

[passionjuicespot]

Oh my gosh

[deebott]

I’m the grandma

[onlytwitterpics]

[bitchycode]