Waiting on the world to change...

[grrrltookachance]

[willowmansdaughter]

Martin & Cracker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

what kind of name is martin for a dog

[an-terra]

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

[lordeddardstark]

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

[sappharah]

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

[onlytwitterpics]

[a-gay-catgirl]

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

[kushandwizdom]

[dioynsus]

romeo and juliet are ridiculous but i can’t really blame them because i too briefly fall in love with anyone who shows me affection

[isanyone0utthere]

[idiopathicsmile]

“So you see,” said the Royal Advisor, wringing his hands, “the curse states the princess will die on the night before her twenty-fifth birthday–”

“Hang on,” said the princess, “‘ON the night before’–”

The Advisor nodded grimly.

“So what you’re saying is that, until that one specific date, I am effectively immortal?”

“Technically yes, but then–” the King stammered.

“Wow,” said the princess, who was sixteen and did not possess amazing impulse control. “I’m gonna go teach myself how to juggle chainsaws while hang gliding over shark-infested waters, catch you chuckleheads later.”

[general-katy]

Ohshit, this needs to be a lot longer

[onlytwitterpics]

[silentwordsfbp]

I wish I’d never known your name.

MJ Skar (via silentwordsfbp)

[shaebear95]

My friend dyed her hair for prom and this is how magnificent it turned out.

[shreksdankmixtape]

[alltimeloe]

[botanize]

Me currently