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-impulse bought a whole closet of baggy y2k street clothes when he was first realized but now only rlly wears the same few suit pants and white button ups at work. when at home he just wears sweatpants
-has a surprisingly pleasant but artificial smell bc he showers twice a day brushes his teeth after every meal and pops mints constantly thru the day. its borderline obsessive . he drowns his apartment with those obnoxiously strong room sprays too
-working in corporate made him depressed mellow out a bit. he doesnt refer to himself in the third person much nor does he rap often . hes generally quieter and kinda bitter
-has some shrimps and fishes in a big decorated tank in his room they are the highlight of his days
-doesnt sing a lot anymore but still writes lyrics from time to time. most of it doesnt see the light of day
-cut contact w most of the house cause he don’t want anyone seeing him like this
-an exception is rebel bc they had very similar crisises w identity and how they present themselves, so he feels more comfortable w them. they eat out together sometimes and rebel occasionally drops by uninvited .
-accidentally adopts a stray cat because he keeps feeding it outside his apartment building and it eventually finds its way in the apartment from the balcony and he just sorta accepts that he has a cat now. he names it chiffon
-goes to bars on karaoke nights only
-chronic headaches he takes more ibuprofen than he eats proper food
-skinny. no ass no boobs just skinny w a snatched waist . he wears baggy clothes so much cus hes insecure abt having an ‘effeminate’ body build
-tried therapy for like two sessions at a cheap clinic nearby when remembering the player’s request back in the house and dropped it immediately when his therapist asked him to Please be honest and stop lying to appear cool the whole time
-cold hands no matter how hot it is outside
-really wants to move out to live in a town on the shore one day. he considered going to college in marine biology again but has found that academic environments make him panic super bad and feel extremely out of place so he gave up that idea.
-surprisingly good w kids. like 3 of his apartment neighbours have young children who play together that he walks past outside the apartment building when going to work and those kids love him and pester him to play w em and talk to them after work. hes given them a few rap lessons they think hes the coolest guy in the building
-likes the beach. he doesnt do much there, he js likes to go there when there aren’t a lot of ppl to stand in the water ankle deep . picks up rocks and seashells on the way sometimes. if he has some leftover lunch he feeds it to the gulls and pigeons
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