[banjoportal]

helllooooo sailorrrr

[yumisilver]

Yellow: Well I am a COWboy. So I reckon this is correct!

Blue: You’re doing amazing sweetie! ^v^

Fun Gang: …

[oisenoise]

[anonyymoose]

stage 1 of liking media: yeah this thing is pretty good!

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

stage 8 of liking media: who wants to hear about these characters new pronouns and mobility aids

[the-haiku-bot]

stage 6 of liking

media: well let’s see what

ao3 has to offer!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[iskander-tm]

Tiny

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[kriimhild]

that's the most epic explanation ever. best

[iwantwings44]

[mercyseb]

The kris sprite is mine

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[closet-skeletonsss]

[mijucats]

a nest for spamtons

[noelscribbles]

[insomniacrori]

It was a small oof...

[monstermaniac]

" Daddy's got you, I promise. "

[moonlightcrusader]

*looks at bowl of onions and wipes my eyes* hey- would you get out of here?!

*sobs*

[ladyofthebookcase]

hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[bananars6]

micycle

[selene1311-f]

Anybody trying to separate transmasc and nonbinary people from the trans community is my enemy; I don't fucking care what the excuse is, take it and shove it up your fucking ass.

Transmasc people belong in the trans community.

Nonbinary people belong in the trans community.

Frankly anybody suffering discrimination for not performing gender the way cis people expect them to belongs in the trans community.

If you try to separate them, to pry them off and build a "community" for transfem people only, fuck you; I'll have no part of it. Not cause I'm spineless, not because I'm some fucking doormat, but because I fucking LOVE THEM, and I don't WANT a space without them.

Grow tf up, we need to be good sisters to them.

EDIT: I've realized I'm not a binary trans woman; I'm something else. She/They/It for now, probably gonna pick up some neopronouns once I figure things out. Hella love to my nonbinary and transmasc siblings, yall helped me realize femininity is not where my gender ends. I love you all <3