Self indulgent shit presents:
Ryoma And Asher making jokes and concerning everyone
Warning: Potential Spoilers
Asher, playing with the slot machines: I want someone to take me out.
Ryoma, never looking away from the screen: Like on a date or with a gun?
Maki cleaning her gun in her Ultimate Room: … I feel like I’m being summoned.
Asher: I just found out this morning that the toaster in my dorm is waterproof.
Ryoma: I figured that out last week.
Angie: … May Atua save you both.
Asher: Kiibo, what do you identify as?
Kiibo: Thank you for asking! I identify as he/him! And you?
Asher: I identify as a measure of kilometers per second, because I really want to km/s
Kiibo: I don’t understand…?
Ryoma in the background: I identify as a fucking waste of space-
Ryoma: Hey, Kiyo… does the funeral home take walk-ins?
Kiyo: We don’t even have a-
Asher: I'll test it for you! :D
Kiyo: … Asher, Ryoma, might I suggest some therapy?
Asher: Oh, I’ve already read that.
Tsumigi: *looks up* Really?
Asher: Yeah, hon. I’m the fastest reader, cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories-
Monokuma: What the hell, Asher?-
Asher: Hey, Miu! I got a pick up line for ya!
Miu: *tinkering* I’ve heard ‘em all, but go ahead.
Asher: Are you suicide? Cause you’re always on my mind~
Miu: * stops* . . . I haven’t heard that one, and I would have died perfectly happy never hearing it. Get out.
Ryoma: I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so I told him that may be true but you don’t wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. He responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder.
Ryoma: And that’s how I became the Ultimate Prisoner.
Asher: Suicide is illegal because it’s destroying government property-
Ryoma: Only if you get caught
Kokichi: Jesus Christ, that’s dark. Even I wouldn’t pull a prank like that.
Ryoma and Asher in sync: Who said it was gonna be a prank?
Literally everyone else at breakfast: . . .