AHOY LANDLUBBERS!
"Oi Profane, am ah holdin this right?"
"Sparra, you're holding it sideways."
"Got it, got it."
(OOC Under Cut!)

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AHOY LANDLUBBERS!
"Oi Profane, am ah holdin this right?"
"Sparra, you're holding it sideways."
"Got it, got it."
(OOC Under Cut!)
Any thoughts on constructs in general?
"They're alright. Fun ta fight!"
// New Background courtesy of @asketchydomesticatedgremlin
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more big mermaid
"Been a while since I've seen one that big! Good fortune that be."
Getting fucked by a monster and being able to see and hear its balls. Unbelievably huge, throbbing eagerly and gurgling from the gallons of seed packed inside. Just so you can have an idea of how much you’ll be filled with when it finally cums
"...fuck is wrong with ye people?"
Sea Queen, I've noticed that you never leave the underdocks... Why is that? You DO know that there is more to the spire than these waters, right? @ask-the-servant
"..."
"THERE'S FAKIN WOT?"
Obligatory "thoughts on other Slayers?" question.
You can include fan slayers if you want!
"The others, eh? I don't see them often, but I'll do my best."
"Clad's a good man. Violent, but a good man. Hear he's takin care of Profane."
"Foggy's...intrestin. I don't exactly trust most Foglanders, but she seems fine."
"Starwalker makes me want ta punch his head in whenever he talks."
"Necro's alright. I try talkin ta her as often as I can, seein as we're both undead an all, but she's kinda borin."
"Defect's a sweet pea. Hard ta believe it even fights. Thing looks like it wouldn't hurt a fly!"
"Profane's a darlin. Hardly see 'em, but I trust Clad's doin a good job as a dad."
"Fold's kinda stuck up. He also once burned some fysh I let him cook."
"Inky's fun! We understand one another."
"Mae creeps me out. And I'm a GHOST."
"Fracture...she's a good lass. I hope nothin but fortune fer her and her nymph partner."
"I've heard rumors o' vampires in that Overgrowth place, but I ain't sure."
"An' that's all o' them! Yep! Definitely didn't miss-"
"YOO-HOOO!"
"BUGGER OFF YA FRUITY FAK!"
I think a character from a different fandom might be pissed off that you’ve called someone else
Starwalker
(it was intentional :3)
Obligatory "thoughts on other Slayers?" question.
You can include fan slayers if you want!
"The others, eh? I don't see them often, but I'll do my best."
"Clad's a good man. Violent, but a good man. Hear he's takin care of Profane."
"Foggy's...intrestin. I don't exactly trust most Foglanders, but she seems fine."
"Starwalker makes me want ta punch his head in whenever he talks."
"Necro's alright. I try talkin ta her as often as I can, seein as we're both undead an all, but she's kinda borin."
"Defect's a sweet pea. Hard ta believe it even fights. Thing looks like it wouldn't hurt a fly!"
"Profane's a darlin. Hardly see 'em, but I trust Clad's doin a good job as a dad."
"Fold's kinda stuck up. He also once burned some fysh I let him cook."
"Inky's fun! We understand one another."
"Mae creeps me out. And I'm a GHOST."
"Fracture...she's a good lass. I hope nothin but fortune fer her and her nymph partner."
"I've heard rumors o' vampires in that Overgrowth place, but I ain't sure."
"An' that's all o' them! Yep! Definitely didn't miss-"
"YOO-HOOO!"
"BUGGER OFF YA FRUITY FAK!"
Tradition tiiiiiime! Thoughts on the other Slayers? Also, hello! Welcome to the Internet, you're here forever.
Thank you for having me here!
Firstly, I must say that all the slayers are mighty strong and I’m incredibly glad to be fighting alongside them, rather than against.
As for the specifics…
Ironclad is… saddening to the senses, really. I try to make conversation, and it seems like he’s trying, too, but… something stops him. I give him space.
Silent is strong, but far too stoic for my tastes. I prefer her to the philosophers, because at least I sense a soul in her… but surely not one that i can hear! heh..
Regent is very charming!! He’s someone who could meet me in a battle of words, and… is it wrong to say that I relate to him? I see the philosophers in his minions- he tries for them to be equivalent to him, but it’s fruitless.
Necrobinder is fiery one! I like her spirit, and though I believe she’s far older than me, I sense a like soul in her.
Defect is like a sibling- or perhaps a cousin? It has a more nuanced goal with the Architect, and a gentle kindness in spite of its form. I feel protective of it… I wish we could communicate.
(now onto the fan-slayers!! sorry for the delay)
I get the feeling Profane is anxious among the lot of us adults, but they are nonetheless one of Slayers! They are remarkably brave for all that they go through, and… I hope I am not imposing to them.
Inkwell is deeply protective of us, righteous, and compassionate! They have a strong sense of duty that makes me curious as to what exactly happened in their past. All I hope is that they see the same admirable features in me that I see in them…
The Servant… I do not know them as well as I would like to. Something about their aloof nature makes them difficult to approach for me, though that is no criticism of them. What I can say is they are very verbose, and that is of course a compliment!
Maestro is has a wild abandon that I’ve seen in no other! She seems to scare the others, but I remain unfazed by her. She also seems to listen to me more than the others (perhaps it’s all the time i’ve spent mending her at the rest sites.) I’d like to think I’m perceptive enough to know when to reel her in and when to let her loose.
There’s also Sea Queen, though she is oddly (or perhaps fittingly?) elusive. On the off chance we meet, we’ve spoken wistfully of lovers past and present. I’d someday like to view her as an aunt or older sister.
I’ve also seen another automation with Defect on rare occasion? I wonder if we’ll ever get a formal introduction.
( @theprofanests2 , @da-inkwell , @ask-the-servant , and LMK if maestro or faulty have rp blogs!)
"Fracture! Ah didn't know ye had a blog here!"
Favourite sea creature?
"Whales! Big blokes who shoot out water sometimes. I love em!"
Seaqueen, where do you get your rum?
I need some.
*He just died a very painful death, and sometimes, just rest isn't enough to recover.*
@ask-the-servant
"I think Grave's got some in it's chest. OI, GRAVE!"
A large, lumbering creature comes forward. It looks like a fusion between a bone golem and Necrofex Colossus, with 3 skulls on top of it. Sea Queen reaches into the creature's open ribcage, and pulls out a smallish barrel of rum.
"Here ya go Serv!"
“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story
“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do
"Nothin ye can prove."
Said the Ghost Pirate Queen.