TBT to that thing you did one time

Isidore | 19 | Aspiring Actress "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." Current Time (24 Hour) -

[isidorable]

@isidorable: It's 80's movie night at my place at 9:45. Feel free to dress up. By feel free I mean do.

[moonlightzx]

[isidorable]

@carterranlikeahh: @isidorable I didn't say don't tell him! I also called you a bad friend, remember? If I was a terrible singer, I'd want you to tell me.

@isidorable: @carterranlikeahh ay, i don't recall you specifically saying i was the bad friend. and i would tell you, i'm honest like that

[isidorable]

@carterranlikeahh: @isidorable It makes you a good friend because you're sensitive to his feelings.

@isidorable: @carterranlikeahh yeah, but when they crash and burn they're gonna look at you and be all 'why didn't you tell meeee'

[isidorable]

@kennedyrayski: @isidorable a friend with no backbone.

@isidorable: @kennedyrayski just about the only thing that makes sense, really

[isidorable]

@carterranlikeahh: @isidorable A very very very bad and good one.

@isidorable: @carterranlikeahh how is that a good friend? it's a train wreck that's bound to happen

[isidorable]

@isidorable: what kind of friend are you that you allow your friend with no talent believe he can sing professionally?

[kamcarlisle]

I leave for a weekend

And I come back to an even more crowded apartment complex?

[isidorable]

That's what happens. It's like Spiderman and the Avengers. You leave for one weekend and the big shit happens.

[ariiamcntgcmcry]

How do the Kardashians handle being followed by cameras all day every day? It’s only been a few hours and I’m like No. But hey, it pays the bills.

[isidorable]

Give it a few days and you'll get used to it. You'll have to sooner or later.

[midnighthcursarchive-blog-deact]

I missed the Spiderman premiere?! Crap. If only I had showed up a few days earlier, I could’ve put my master plan to steal Andrew Garfield away from Emma Stone into motion. Eh. Oh well. They’re probably going to make sequels until everyone sick of them. I’ll have other chances.

[isidorable]

Andrew is pretty dreamy, isn't he? Maybe if we join forces we can take down the mighty Spiderman. Making him our love slave is entirely optional.

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↳ INSTAGRAM: @isidorable uploaded a new photo

Credits to @lizzybutton for this sweet shot of me on the red carpet. It's amazing!

↳ 1906 LIKES, 300 COMMENTS

@lizzybutton omg that's so cool! glad you love it as much as i do!

[isidorable]

@isidorable: i really regret reading those amazing spiderman 2 spoilers now...

[jor-lo-blog]

Probably the ladies too. Who can resist a mud bra?

[isidorable]

I know I can't. Those mud bras, man. They do things to me.

[jor-lo-blog]

Ooh, I like the bird feathers idea. Maybe throw some mushrooms in there as a metaphor for foot fungus?

[isidorable]

Brilliant. I'll be every man's wet dream.

[jor-lo-blog]

Mud-cake bra. Just slab it on until it looks like makeshift brown seashells. Practically a mermaid. But don’t go in water or else you’re naked.

[isidorable]

That would be unfortunate. I can't believe we forgot about my shoes. What should I go for, bird feathers or more twigs?

[jor-lo-blog]

We’ll even get you literal crows feet earrings. Maybe put some twigs all up in that hair.

[isidorable]

I think we're going for a woodland motif now. If we wrap my legs up in vines I'd look absolutely stunning.

[isidorable]

@airjordans: @isidorable i know i JUST said that, but now i can't remember why i said that.

@isidorable: @airjordans story of my life