Waiting for my ticket to Caraval

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Jacks: I'm not jealous. I just get this weird burning feeling in my chest when I think of Evangeline with someone else. Chaos: Yeah, that's jealousy.

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Jacks: [About Apollo] Is there no way we can get rid of him? LaLa: not without cause, Jacks. Jacks: I have cause. it is be-cause I hate him.

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Evangeline: *watching the news* Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Jacks, LaLa, and Chaos: *walking in covered in ink and soaking wet* Jacks: Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.

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Jacks: Maybe I'm dreaming. Pinch me. Jacks: Jacks: Really, Little Fox? The butt? Evangeline: Sorry, it was just there.

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Evangeline: You have a picture of Tiberius in your wallet? Apollo: Yeah. Why? Evangeline: Nothing, I just think it's sweet. Evangeline: Evangeline, ominously: I'm in there too, right? Apollo, nervously: Y-you will be.

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Jacks: You know you've made it when you see your pictures everywhere you go. Evangeline: Those are wanted posters.

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Tella: Why does Jacks look like he's about to cry? Evangeline: He took a quiz for "Which Character are you from Caraval?" Tella: And who did he get? Legend: Me.

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MAJOR BALLAD OF NEVER AFTER SPOILERS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!

Evangeline: I don't even know what love is. LaLa: That's okay. I do. Love is... putting someone else's needs before yours. Like, you know, how Jacks used the Valory Arch stones to save your life instead of going back to the moment he met Donatella. Evangeline: ... Jacks... loves me? LaLa: Wow, you really don't know anything about love, do you?

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[At LaLa's engagement party] Random party guest: Evangeline, how long have you and Jacks been together? Evangeline: No. *nervous laugh* No, no, no. Nooo, no, no, no. No no no. No, no, no. Jacks and I are not together. No. No. Jacks: Really? Sixteen no's?

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[After leaving The Hollow] Jacks: Next time I open up to someone will be my autopsy.

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[At the Hollow] Jacks: If you could only live for one more minute, I would want to spend it looking in your eyes. Evangeline: If I could only live one more minute, I'd say stop looking and START KISSIN'. Jacks: Evangeline: What? Jacks: ... You know my kiss will kill you, right? Evangeline: If I only have one more minute to live, it doesn't make much difference now does it?

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Jacks: *walks into the Hollow in a giant, bulging coat* Evangeline: What's in the coat? Jacks: nothing. Evangeline: I'm not dumb, Jacks. What's in the coat? Jacks: Noth- Coat: *muffled quack* Jacks: Evangeline: Jacks: Drugs.

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[After Apollo wakes up] Evangeline: *whispering* Havelock, remember how we were worried about Apollo's F-U-T-U-R-E? Apollo: Oh, you don't have to worry about my furniture! Havelock: Oh God...

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Evangeline: Hey Jacks, do you want to help me hand out blankets to the homeless on Sunday morning? Jacks: Ah let me check my personality. Hmm yeah, turns out I would never do that in a million years.

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Evangeline: Okay, this might come as a shock to you, Jacks, but most people don't like being lied to. Jacks: Wrong. They don't like finding out they've been lied to. Because a lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

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Random person, to Jacks: I thought you were a myth. Evangeline: Well you have been myth-taken. [Jacks & Evangeline fist bump]

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Random insignificant person: You are probably the worst Fate I've ever heard of. Jacks: But you have heard of me.