Sammy B's Kingdom

Uni Girl. Writer|Gamer|Produce songs|Man United Supporter|Atletico Madrid girl|Love animals|Addicted To Espanyol|Multifandom blog with the occasional rant

[dontperceivemethank]

your mom and step mom actually get along? Damn

They are m a r r i e d

[andhumanslovedstories]

Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

[shining-magically]

know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.

[geekandmisandry]

White dude respectfully snatches microphone out of black woman’s hand, not allowing her to speak because he wants her to focus on a “bigger idea” while she is talking about gender wage gap.

He literally thinks he was respectful, I.

[afronerdism]

This is how white liberals largely think and it’s a shame

[ineffectualdemon]

What people think writing is like: careful planning and thought out plotlines

What writing is actually like: being possessed by an idea that you are constantly arguing with

[shades-of-orange]

I have never seen such an accurate description of writing in my life

[pleatedjeans]

[apertures413thdoctor]

ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

[spookyscaryscary-deactivated201]

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

[hydrostat-deactivated20160222]

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

[completely-dunn-deactivated2015]

ellen page came out in 2014

[safetytank]

#ellens shall inherit the earth

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

that actor from full house bribed USC officials so her White-Mediocrity™ instagram star daughter could get into college and: 

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

Ok but why are we attacking the child?

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

i think 2+2 is a fair question for a 20 year old don’t you 

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

So what you’re saying is that I’m allowed to call you a dumb-ass, ask you a stupidly simple question as an attack on your intelligence, all over something that your parents did? And in such a situation I am not being an asshole?

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

bro if my parents…paid 500 000 dollars…for me to get into university…you can call me whatever you want like 

[antiandrogen]

If her feelings are hurt I’m sure her parents can afford counseling

[studentlifeproblems]

Follow us @studentlifeproblems​

[30-minute-memes]

Am I really going to defile this grave for money?

[mendelpalace]

A Japanese artist who goes by monde has made a series of wooden bookend dioramas that replicate the back alleys of his hometown of Tokyo. 

Sources: x x

@stick-arms @lunaticobscurity

[halalcocaine]

Refugees Welcome

[sudaca-swag]

And this goes to all the other Western countries too

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[controlentertainmentonline]

Tonight’s #Corrie saw #Kana ring in a Happy New Year even if the episode and storyline on a whole this last month has left a lot to be desired. Our review bit.ly/2BOdZ4W

[meanplastic]

MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THIS I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[tomhartnell]

Happy Birthday, Fergie! (31 December 1941)

[afairfight]

“… Sorry for saying BJ at the Oxfam Gala.” – Mae Martin on biphobia