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[grimtermemeing]

No Context, Only Chaos P11

We're leaven it up in the city.

LAST TIME ON- Ah, shit, fuck!

Residual Anticipatory Anxiety

Happy stab-iversary!

Stay in the chicken closet!!

I always love home cookin', especially when it comes from a hole in the ground.

I have tried it on a shark, that thing was OUT.

They are smart where it matters but sometimes the cornbread is not cooked all the way through.

Where are my sugar bits?!

Well I'm whipped - put me in an oven and call me a meringue!

For the love of flaky pastry--

This is definitely not clean eating.

Who needs a sippy?

I want to do unseemly things to that kitchen.

I can tell that man is made of nothing but mayo and lies!

I have no fun buttons and I hate it here.

Jerk-ass cat!

Why are we giving angy cuddles???

Stop being allergic to me!

Give me my wood!

WATCH OUT? THREW IT IN MY FACE!

Juice Your Brain with this one neat trick.

After all, what is hubris if not applied stupidity?

I just died, I'm good.

No, no, not a nakey dance, just a dancy-dance.

Motherfucker, I will find your car on a hot summer day, and I will stick an old tuna sandwich under your drivers seat. HOT. SUMMER. DAY.

I am going to sta-smack someone with a stuffie.

Stink bugs! In your shoes! That is what you deserve today!

People I hope step in a puddle while wearing socks today!

The conses, they are quencing.

Yeah that whole thing is just a clusterfluff.

HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO COMPLAIN

Thank you for the brand new sentence!

I don't care what you identify as, whatever's in your pants is going in my mouth.

Ah yes, because if you wreck your bike, the thing you DEFINITELY want in your pocket is LIVE AMMUNITION.

Shut up and let me be nostalgic.

I can't… I'm dying… it's beating me to death… I died… :(

I'm just gonna lay on the floor, dead, for a bit.

I feel like I need a crown of shame now.

Return fire, or pocket sand?

Forget Cult of the Lamb, this is the Cult of Soop.

I have tried it on a shark, that thing was out.

Hey by the way, has anybody ever told you you sound like an automated phonecall?

Can you hand me another child, I just exploded the last one.

Ah, the ass planet.

I'm at the stripper store right now.

You're either chilling alive or chilling dead.

I am a glutton for fisticuffs, not for food.

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have a problem. I am absolutely innocent and have done nothing wrong ever.

Wait, hold on, nevermind, there is a phallus in here.

UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE TRIUMPHS AGAIN!

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[mylordshesacactus]

So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.

[mylordshesacactus]

The rules of Gay Pirate Plate are simple by the way.

The plate must be clearly and openly displayed in a place of great prominence whenever it is in your possession. When it is not in your possession, the display piece must remain in place. This is where you would put your gay pirate plate, IF YOU HAD ONE.

No active steps may be taken to prevent the theft of the Gay Pirate Plate. That goes against the spirit of the game, as does attempting to hide it.

The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place.

Every time your sibling successfully absconds with the Gay Pirate Plate, you must respond with indignant fury, as if you have not also repeatedly and blatantly stolen the Gay Pirate Plate.

[mylordshesacactus]

WOE

PLATE BE UPON YE

[mylordshesacactus]

STATUS UPDATE

I texted this image to my family at around 2am their time last night and woke up to appropriately indignant messages about theft, betrayal, etc.

[saintjosie]

nothing could have prepared me for how gay the gay pirate plate was

[dee-morris]

GAY PIRATE PLATE!

I’M GONNA KEEP ON STEALING THAT

GAY PIRATE PLATE!

MY BOOKSHELF BE REVEALING THAT

GAY PIRATE PLATE!

[dragongirlsnout]

my notes are blowing up again they must've changing something abou the tumblr ui

[dragongirlsnout]

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made stuff nicer and also added an option to explode the extra reblog menu to click through

[grimtermemeing]

No Context, Only Chaos P10

Chaos Hangry edition.

Taking that beyond-the-grave thing a little too seriously.

Just don't step on it.

Don't touch it either, goddammit!

You have two braincells, and they're fighting for third place.

The fact that jellyfish can live without a brain has given you WAY too much hope.

FREE OF MEETINGS, TIME FOR EATINGS

Skeedaddle skiddoodle we're having noodles.

Your tribute pleases the god of corn.

Son of a motherless goat cheese!

One might say it's been a fruitful day.

Can opening ASMR.

Here comes daddy!

Can I counterspell his horn?

It went in the hole!

GET! YOUR HEAVY ASS!! OFF!! OF! ME!!!

I swear... I am going to set fire to you.

You did sound more indignant than pained.

The face you make when you can't see shit.

So how does it feel to be a washing machine?

I had so much fun and now this nap is going to be EPIC.

I'm sorry and I wish you luck with your new powers.

I'm gonna bingo-bongo the fucking trauma response.

You're as graceful as a ballerina on drugs.

Wow. Sounds like a whole lotta 'not your fuckin problem'.

What makes you think I love you in the first place?

I'm always careful!

Judging by your track record, that is Not True.

I don't think it's so much trying as succeeding.

I mean it could be worse-- I stand corrected.

I'm not condoning it, I'm endorsing it.

That was neither of the options.

You CANNOT ROLL INSIGHT ON THE DUNGEON MASTER!

I'm pretty sure he has a smiley face in place of a brain.

I have no character, but I must roll.

... What else could I say about where you're from?

Can I... can I just eject myself from this conversation?

You may be a bottom, but, by God, you're going to be healthy bottom.

If you tear up my blanket I swear to god I'm going to end you.

The fuckening is an abstract concept.

Pants are an illusion that get in the way.

You act like you're the villain but you just need a nap.

I need a counter for how many times I've died to [name] specifically.

You have lived with me my whole life, I want you to look at me and tell me if there's a god!

Your French is sus.

BWEE!!

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[isisjupiter]

browser tabs aesthetic - dividers

like and reblog are much appreciated ♡

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

[dovelylittlebird]

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

[t00thpasteface]

99% of callout posts are bullshit and just petty personal drama someone is escalating to get even on a grudge. do not engage with these, do not freelance as a cop

DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff

building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers

don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)

don't hate-follow

don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)

don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing

op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships

don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue

spread joy and positivity in your circles

disable anonymous asks

[edgebug]

minor tumblr user's carrd: over 25 dni!!

25 year old who was going to prey on this minor: oh damn 😔 here I was planning to groom them but i can't because of their dni 😔 what a shame 😔😔😔😔😔

[edgebug]

actual things you can do to keep yourself safe online instead of relying on a dni:

don't use your real name! not even your first name, if it's unusual!

don't tell anybody where you live! not even what state you're in! keep that shit a sexy little mystery that's between you and your mail carrier!!

liberally use the block feature!!!! use it!!! just block people if they give you the heebie jeebies!!

don't post selfies that you've also posted on facebook or anywhere else! reverse image search can be used to find your name if the same image is tied to fb or insta or anywhere else your actual name might be

consider not posting selfies at all actually esp if you're a minor......., shit can be dangerous

there's no reason you have to advertise your age if you're a minor <3 you don't have to tell anyone! don't lie, and please don't interact with 18+ content, or with adults who are uncomfortable with people under 18 interacting--but you don't have to go out of you way to say on your blog "hey I'm a minor and a member of a vulnerable community"! and if someone asks then you are allowed to tell them to fuck off

tell people to fuck off if they ask you questions that could be used to identify you

[edgebug]

this all counts for discord servers too btw. I'm 26 and as a kid on the internet I was warned about "chatrooms" and told to stay safe and not give out any personal info in a chatroom because that's dangerous. And It Is

discord servers are chatrooms y'all. not everyone in your public fandom discord is your friend

[tachiisms]

here’s a little reminder for everyone, because this is something that I struggled with for a long time, and have come to learn that there are actually a lot of people who struggle with this. 

you have a place here.

your place here is not defined by how many followers you have, how many people like your headcanons, or how many people send you memes. your place here is not determined by who follows you, or who unfollows you; your place here is not determined by who likes you or who ices you out. your place here does not depend on which “groupchat” or “squad” you’re a part of, or even if you aren’t a participant in any groupchat, or don’t have anyone in a squad. your place here doesn’t require that you’re someone’s “main” or “exclusive” and your place here doesn’t necessitate that you’re publicly lauded as someone’s “favorite” of your muse. your place here doesn’t equate to the number of anon asks you get, or the number of people who comment on your ooc posts. your place here isn’t equivalent to how many ooc posts you make or don’t make, or how quickly you respond to threads, or which topics you choose to publicly speak up on or even which topics you choose to publicly stay silent on. your place here cannot be taken or revoked if there’s a small part of the community that turns against you, and your place here is not contingent on you being accepted by a few. your place here is not contingent on the people who will or won’t write with you.

I know it hurts when people on the dash are constantly talking about things that go on in their groupchats or squads and you aren’t a part of that. I know it hurts when you reblog a meme and don’t get any sent to you. I know it hurts when you get replaced within a group of people you thought were your friends; I know it hurts when you get kicked out of a group of people you thought were your friends. I know it hurts when you see someone post a headcanon and immediately get a dozen likes, when you posted one five minutes ago and didn’t get any. I know it hurts when people reblog promos for others who write the same muse as you and say in the tags how that person is “the best” of that muse, or their “favorite” of that muse. I know it hurts when everyone on your dash is reblogging promos, and you reblog yours too, and no one else reblogs it. I know it hurts when you make ooc posts about being sad or lonely or needing to talk and get no response, and you see other people make similar ooc posts and get a dozen “I’m here for you” responses. I know it hurts when you’re let down by people you thought you were friends with; I know it hurts when you realize friendships were toxic. I know it hurts to feel lonely, or unwanted, or unneeded, or like no one cares. 

but please, don’t forget: you have a place here. you add value to this community. you are important.

you have a place here, and don’t let anyone make you feel like you don’t.

[grimtermemeing]

Who do you think the Chaldea Rumor Mill would pair with my character? I'm all ears!

[grimtermemeing]

No Context, Only Chaos P9

I dunno about y'all, but I'm having a ninth time 😎

I promised I wouldn't bring you cottage cheese so I brought you something WORSE!

Don't you shake your jello at the guests!!

It came out last night!

[Organization] does not pay me enough to put that in my mouth.

Just... don't smell it, is my best advice.

The logic might be weird but it exists!

It's not involuntary, it's just the other option is jail.

Whatever, they can go choke on a weenie sausage.

It's all fun and games until you find out hers is bigger than yours.

Are you just beating it up by dropping it repeatedly?

I'm trying to, at least!

I hate those dolls!

What, don't you keep your cash in the freezer? Why else would it be called cold, hard cash?

I don't need to see the stinky doctor! He's gonna poke me!

Instructions unclear, sassed the fairy ruler.

O kitchen gods, you owe me after that sacrifice back in college.

Whee!! Oh shit!

I'm calling myself out on this, but any AOE damage I happen to inflict is just a happy little bonus.

They're not even good words, [Name] just won't shut up.

May all your meals be foodful.

We same brained too close to the sun.

Ooo, I have an idea and everybody's gonna hate it!

Please do not vore my brother!

I gotta water my teeth.

Y'know, out of those two? I'd rather take my chances with Odin."

Oh so [name] took to pirate life like a firecracker takes to a garbage can.

You should not be conversing with red chocobos.

You have a regen, you're fine…

I'm here to eat your pocket book, this is my job.

Manly as in malewife.

Man they pay me to put up with (local idiot) not these guys.

In this game, that we're going to be playing for the next three days- unless we all murder each other.

Yay! I inflicted psychic damage!

Dammit, I used my one smart for the day!

[Name], you were in the ER. That's the opposite of fine!

The puzzlemid... hopefully the puzzles aren't mid.

You are like a hamster on crack.

I watched a crab get cooked by the forces of GOD-

Eldritch god soup. It's like gamer girl bathwater, but a thousand times worse!

I'm sure we'll have something long and hard with him later.

Call me Odysseus because it feels like twenty years since I have seen my bed (its been like. 8 hours.)

No, I appreciate your face, you bitch.

No that's gay-- wait it's pride month it doesn't count!

Witness the local tsundere in their natural habitat.

You can find one if you look in a mirror!

I have faith, and if not faith, then I have popcorn.

We're trying to be KFC, you know, extra crispy.

Well call me a dumpling, because I got steamed.

It's a simple little thing, but, my day is tasty!

Don't eat yourself, that's cannibalism!

SLUT MUFFINS

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[valmun]

PSA: Roleplay Tagging

Friendly reminder folks, that if you have a roleplay thread that has triggering material in it, it's best to keep that trigger warning tag on every single additional reblog of that thread!

Not only does that protect your followers who are currently seeing the thread and what is playing out in it on their dash, but it also protects anyone who might see a later part of the thread, get curious, and go back to read the earlier parts.

A good rule of thumb is to treat roleplay threads like they're mini stories, albeit split between partners and several different posts. If you'd tag a trigger on a piece of writing on AO3, then that tag belongs on that thread through the duration of that particular interaction.

It's always tricky when you're roleplaying sensitive topics, but it's important to remember that your posts are public to all your followers, and some might be legitimately squicked and/or triggered by those topics. If you feel a thread is worth tagging for a topic once, it's worth tagging each time to prevent potential harm.

Keeping your friends and followers safe makes for a better roleplay community!

[grimtermemeing]

{ so has anyone else been noticing tumblr is eating notes again lately? I've definitely seen it and heard reports of it from others }

[lokisback]

HOW TO DEAL WITH GAZA SCAM

BLOCK AND REPORT THEIR LYING ASS FOR SPAM AND/OR BOT 🥰

*Censoring their url because these bots don’t deserve to be given any platform

“But what if they’re legit?” They aren’t. They’re lying to you and their aim is to make you feel guilt if you don’t share their posts or donate to them. They’re literally manipulating and guilt tripping you. They’re scam bots and they use the same copy and paste script and send the same thing to hundreds of users every day. They also have many accounts so they can keep coming back like a bunch of cockroaches.

“But they said they were vetted” The damn organization that vetted them literally vetted porn bots before, and yes, the organization itself is also shady as fuck and was actually exposed for being a big part of the scam ring.

If you really want to help actual Palestinians, reporting these bots is also a way to help, because as long as there are still people who fell for them, they’re actively stealing donation money from real people in Gaza.

[mcflymemes]

Active members of the RPC - what is your current age range?

Under 18

18-21

22-25

26-28

29-31

32+

Voting ended onMay 20, 2025

i'm making this poll to once again prove the point that a lot of us are older and have responsibilities outside of the rpc, so asking someone for constant replies and/or constant attention is unfair.

[grimtermemeing]

Hello darlings! There's another round of scam asks going around. If you're getting begging asks to your roleplay blog, report 'em. Here's the formats I've seen this month.

[grimtermemeing]

Here's more formats - I ended up closing anon on the blogs receiving them. As a reminder, if the messages are sent on anonymous, they are automatically a scam even if the campaign appears to be legit. Anyone can send an anonymous message, which means it can be farmed out to bots or even slave labor.

If it's not sent from the account, report it as spam. Do not engage.

[nettlepit]

pissing each other off as foreplay

[grimtermemeing]

Miep's Bangers

Sentence starters from my writing. Change pronouns/phrasing as needed.

"None of them even bothered to think, did they?"

“And what would such a demonstration entail?”

“If you think you can last that long, dear heart.”

“You know I’ll do anything for you.”

"You are almost as helpful as you are infuriating."

"Or what, you'll talk me to death?"

"If I'm not up to your standards I could always stop."

"It's three in the starsdammed morning, what are you doing up."

“My therapist says healthy outlets are important.”

"Girlypop I'm putting your face through a wall after this."

"Oh shit. MEDIC—"

“... I’m almost done. Just a minute, and I’ll go.”

"Do you believe their intent sincere?"

"You've forgotten, but we had this conversation before."

"Are we really just going to stare each other down?"

“Get your overgrown arse down here so I don’t get a crick in my neck looking up at you."

"I labor to find a way that renders such desperate measures unnecessary - or failing that, obsolete."

"I understand your ethical objections to our set course. I am not going to reprimand you for them."

"I heard your scream from the fucking moon."

"Rather than blaming you, I’d like to teach them the dangers of underestimating someone based on size and upbringing."

"That's what I thought. Jerk."

"It is rude to point!"

“I... really... really... despise ladders.”

“yer mouth is flappin but all i'm hearin is ‘i'm a weeb!’”

"What was meant to be my grave instead became the grave of who we could have been."

"Ah… Finally, some peace and quiet, away from that horrible rose garden."

"They wanted to trap me with those words, leave me to spin endlessly in place like a music-box figurine."

"Give your sword to someone else if you don’t wish to wield it.”

But most days, after school, after the drudgery of the ordinary - she flew.

Even if the woods sounded as though no one was there but her, she could feel the eyes watching.

It was the kind of welcome that felt like a trap.

He was surprised to realize it took actual effort to move them, and for a moment he debated the dignity of it, before simply picking the little menace up like a petulant child and settling them on his hip.

His sick grin was like the sun coming up.

[A] spat his drink out, stared at a distant point only he could see, turned to stare at [B], looked away again, and upended the mug over [B]'s head.

Sometimes, the only thing that brought them any sense of peace was heading up somewhere alone and waiting out a storm.

She did have to struggle with it a bit, desperately pulling at it with her heels skidding across the cobblestones.

In her eagerness to reach the top she overreached, her lower foot catching on a rung as she screeched indignantly and flailed for one of the decorative spires at the top of the ladder. She managed to catch onto it by some miracle of not-falling-to-a-particularly-embarrassing-death, and flung her torso over the platform, clinging to it for dear life.

The shining white dome dominates the hill above the ordinary world, guarding a forest that hides the mass grave of hopes and dreams, crushed under the weight of a castle suspended in the sky.

Calmly, precisely, with all the control I’ve cultivated over years of revisiting [Place], I reached out and wrenched the gate from its hinges, stepping through as calmly as if I’d merely opened a curtain.

I recognized the trap, though, the words filled with the creak of a rusted gate and the roar of a cremation furnace.

The wounds in me still oozed infection, but for the first time in what felt like forever, I could breathe freely.