With any luck, I will only need to update this for another week

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

Check the news. Maybe...?

Not Yet ~

but Death is circling.

(and every editor of every newspaper has his obituary handy)

Perhaps soon!

Thank you, this is just the boost I needed right now. I was heading towards a bad morning, but now I know everything is going to be alright.

Everyone! Focus your energy! Feel the hater's spirit of the crab, humble yet merciless, as it dances its way through you!

[wakingfromthewater]

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

Standing by

[loveboatinsanity]

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

'fraid not, kiddos! The big boy tripped on his feeties and had a little fall down.

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

Ooh baby, it's getting closer, but not quite yet

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

[beggars-opera]

Mitch McConnell next, like to charge reblog to cast

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

today is the day lads

[were--ralph]

cast NOW do NOT hold back cast NOW

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

Not yet

It looks like he's even going back to work soon. What a fucking bore.

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

Well, well, well.

Not yet, but I'll take what I can get!

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

I regret to inform you that the turtle-necked one is still breathing.

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

Okay, I'm starting to think you want this guy to live, what the fuck?

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

Not even for the Ides of March?? No, sorry.

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

No. What are you doing with your life??

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

No, looks like he's still kicking. What the hell...?

[ismitchmcconnelldeadyet]

No, believe it or not, this monster has been allowed to keep breathing for yet another day.