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distressing things to say to your friends
looks like october is…. octover
i’m queueing this for next year
Its nowvember
distressing things to say to your friends
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.
Two types of people on Queering the map:
i get a little bit of free time and start going "what if i taught myself woodworking" girl work on ur resume
When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.
So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".
So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.
I do feel judgement from Shadowheart having to cast lesser restoration after every long rest, even if she doesn’t say it.
This is your friendly reminder to grab the Amulet of Silvanus from the emerald grove and make Astarion wear it so he can fix you himself
I... Gale ate it
These are so fun to make
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Ask and you shall receive!
Love your additions! Birds got that drip
Oh yeah should probably add this one too-
I've never done this before
Sorry this is the best post I've seen in a while
I'll leave this post alone now
This is way too much fun
I'm not done yet I suppose
Growing up I didn't know Wallace and Gromit were British. I just thought they were in some fantasy magical land where you get to eat cheese and make gadgets all day
These are so fun to make
May I offer you an eel in these trying times?
“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.
This will go amazing with my bathtub that is just full of eyeballs