i tell lies on the internet

toxic | 20s | stoner | pirate

[kaisnothere]

Gotta support our bravest warrior!

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[problemsleuth]

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

[loveridden1999]

talking about politics, ai or feminism to people irl will have you feeling like wow you're really going on with your life with your eyes ears brain all shut

[woman-becomer]

I'm sorry guys A few years ago I found a button that says 'press this to make the world 1% more evil' and I have just been pressing it and pressing it all day long every day. I'm not going to stop pressing it anytime soon but I wanted to say I'm sorry. also I'm very happy to say that I have forgiven myself so that's a big milestone for me

[queenofnots]

#median american voter

[kushblazer666]

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[taujr-resort]

[enki2]

[funeralstudent]

If your beard isn't soaked after eating it, you did it wrong

[pancakeke]

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

[segamascott]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[vampireghoul]

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

[ismokedgaimon]

left work early, and found out neighbors are having a yard sale. I got some cast iron pans and a slow cooker

[s-hirokujira]

CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL ESCORT CORPS

ONE PIECE 1184 spoilers

[unusual]

[relelvance]

[jamesbitchjames]

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.