In Omnia Paratus

In Omnia Paratus "My enire goal in life is to outlive my brother, inherit the family fortune, put all my sisters out in the street and live as frivolously as possible, have thousands of illegitimate children" Independent Robert from Gilmore Girls. Written by Cas.

[isntthataguy]

@offorester​ continued from here

"The emotional toll of the bird because you tried to fight it? Or the emotional toll that would be you getting beat up by said bird because I don't think you could take a bird down." He's trying his best not to snicker but that doesn't stop the smirk that clearly spreads across his face.

“Good sir! It wounds me that you would insult my good name this way.” In true, exaggerated, Life and Death Brigade fashion Robert grasps at his chest, playing at being truly offended. “To even suggest that a bird would stand a chance against my brute force.” 

[isntthataguy]

Weird Text Message Meme

[text]I'm 99% sure I'm a wizard.

[text]Did you seriously just text me the entire lyrics to One Day More in morse code?

[text]I'm bored and you're not here to entertain me.

[text]I can't talk, I'm too busy being fabulous.

[text]I need your help. Show up outside my back door with a lava lamp, three green t-shirts, a blank paper and five coins exactly 2.24 am

[text]I lost the game.

[text]I have decided to quit school and become a dragon.

[text]How much food does an average elephant eat?

[isntthataguy]

@classistfascist​

“Ah, Emily, how delightful to see you again.” Robert was definitely distracting her while Logan and the gang relocated to the pool house. Were they fully adult people who definitely shouldn’t need to form sub parties anymore? Yes, but that’s beside the point. “I must say the catering tonight is wonderful.” 

[isntthataguy]

Like this for a starter, or if memes are more your style, send me one. Or, if you want to plot something out instead, shoot me a message. 

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Trying to commit rp again, so I’ll try to bring life back to some of my blogs. Feel free to come at me if you wanna do a thing.

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[isntthataguy]

multiversal​:

“I can’t believe you just called our dear Australian a New Zealander, Robert. How dare you.”

“No. No I’m not having that. You cannot turn on me like this again, Colin.” 

[multiversal]

“finn’s always been my favorite person from new zealand. it’s just a fact.”

[isntthataguy]

“I strongly agree.” 

[belamyblaks]

in omnia paratus

[bravespirits]

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bravespirits​:

 “You know you’re invited…right?” In reference to the big trip coming up. Perhaps there were some hard feelings since Finn’s birthday, but neither would address it. Instead, it was easier to blow it over.

“Am I now?” He’d overreacted, but didn’t want to address how on edge he’d been the past few days, so it was easier to play it all off as a bit. “Alright then, Huntzberger, where are we drinking tonight?” 

[lovescoffee]

sb: i want to make a gilmo.r.e gir/ls blog me: jusT DO the thING

[isntthataguy]

This is a whole mood! I get so excited I don’t know what to do with myself 

[isntthataguy]

Soooo... I made an Odette over here, I won’t be able to give her a theme for a few days, but she’s there and I’ll probably post some things because I’m excited

[isntthataguy]

Lyric starter - open

“Save it, you can keep your empty words.” 

[rpmusings-galore]

                                 ———- no,                i’d rather  pretend  i’m something                better than these   broken   parts                                    pretend i’m something other                                     than this   MESS   that i am

[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[isntthataguy]

I haven’t settled on where exactly Ayana is from yet, but Robert will learn her first language so that she’ll always have someone to speak it with.

[isntthataguy]

@ithinkimgoingtobuytheclub​ asked: “Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I gotta do.” (probably right before he wanders off to drunk impulse buy)

“Colin-” for a moment he considers interfering, questioning the judgement of drunk Colin, but then he finishes his drink instead and stands up, “you know what, this could be fun. Lead the way my man!”