[eveninginparis]

[bonivers]

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway

[furryprovocateur]

i love divorce i love when people realize that they aren't a good fit for each other and get divorced about it. more people should get divorced

[furryprovocateur]

my least favorite thing about this website is how culturally protestant some of you are like divorce is almost always a good thing in the long-term especially when the alternative would be a miserable/abusive marriage. but instead divorce is always framed as this social and moral failing of the participants. but whateverrrr i'm always a fan of divorce i think it should be recommended more often in more circumstances and i'm not joking

[doityourselfbombs]

engaging in pvp with my 10lb geriatric dog. and losing.

[doityourselfbombs]

lost a fight to this fucking thing

[deanwinchesterapologist]

something either is or isnt happening to me

[commodore64]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[nonbinary-jakey]

taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

[nonbinary-jakey]

you get it

[itsyounggaga]

Lady Gaga as Jo Calderone

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[lowpawly]

see i can play this game too

[cryptotheism]

Cop: Have you been age regressing this evening?

Me about to go for the stuffed dog in the glove compartment: No officer

[cryptotheism]

Cop: Do you know how old you are right now?

Me: (counting on my fingers) dis many

Cop: Step out of the car please.

[aflo]

Blocked on main but they forgot to block me on their age regression sideblog

[allsadnshit]

Calling something "breakfastless behavior" just the modern day "you forget yourself"

[important-animal-images]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out