my bullshit

yeauxgh i shitpost; dm me i guess, thatd be cool. but not bots they suck i hate them

[isometric-yuri-420]

ITS THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST SUPERCATS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!! IT TURNS 18 TODAYYYYYYYY

[isometric-yuri-420]

do people really find gendering someone correctly that hard? bc i go "hey don't misgender me please it makes me want to kill myself" and they'll be like "that's too much pressure to put on someone! just calm down it's just a word!" like these are the kind of people who would kill someone with a peanut allergy because they want a Reese's cup. just please at least try

[isometric-yuri-420]

OH NO GUYS TERFS FOUND THIS POST

[isometric-yuri-420]

do people really find gendering someone correctly that hard? bc i go "hey don't misgender me please it makes me want to kill myself" and they'll be like "that's too much pressure to put on someone! just calm down it's just a word!" like these are the kind of people who would kill someone with a peanut allergy because they want a Reese's cup. just please at least try

[isometric-yuri-420]

rewatching the pilot episode of the cw flash show and this so much worse than i remember it ahah

[isometric-yuri-420]

barry allen is SUCH a white boy it's crazy

[isometric-yuri-420]

istg iris's dad is the only reasonable person in this show

[isometric-yuri-420]

rewatching the pilot episode of the cw flash show and this so much worse than i remember it ahah

[isometric-yuri-420]

barry allen is SUCH a white boy it's crazy

[isometric-yuri-420]

rewatching the pilot episode of the cw flash show and this so much worse than i remember it ahah

[isometric-yuri-420]

jobs should pay based on the amount of Bullshit™️ you have to put up with

[isometric-yuri-420]

microwaves are so genius bro theyre actually of the devil

[isometric-yuri-420]

the great thing about unemployment is that its like noon and im wearing pajamas listening to music playing video games and the bad part is that im

[isometric-yuri-420]

broke

[isometric-yuri-420]

the great thing about unemployment is that its like noon and im wearing pajamas listening to music playing video games and the bad part is that im

[isometric-yuri-420]

BREAKING NEWS!!! French people are "kind of okay i guess" -my younger sister

[homunculus-argument]

I think there should be more dubs and actually any shows with voice acting where the actors are allowed to just ad-lib shit. Like the script only has very bare-bones summary of what the character is saying, and then it's up to them to decide how the character says it. Also free openings for random dialogue. Like the script looks like

Hero: [I will not let you have The Plot Device. I will do whatever is necessary to keep you from it.]

Snarky sidekick character: [Comment.]

Hero: [Reply.]

And the finished dialogue that comes out goes something like

Hero: Stop! I'll suck your mother's dick before I'll let you touch that thing!

Snarky sidekick character: I mean knowing you, you'd probably do that anyway.

Hero: Shut up.

[isometric-yuri-420]

Thia is juat sonic fandubs is it not?

[rocketbirdie]

nobody:

absolutely no one:

tumblr staff: hey i got a great idea hows about we screw up everyone's decade of muscle memory by splitting the perfectly functioning reblog button into two separate things. and make every basic task take more clicks to perform than before. this is ideal. yup. yeah go ahead and push the update to all users and ignore all feedback. s'all good

[isometric-yuri-420]

Pro tip for buying bananas! While manually telling the self-checkout machine that the item you're purchasing is bananas, rest another item (such as a small container of baking soda) on the crack between the scale that weighs your bananas and the rest of the counter (in order to play it off as an accident in case your grocery corporation cares about a mistake when measuring bananas). Then, hold your bananas to the scanner as if you are only now counting them towards your total. Be careful as to not actually weigh the bananas(!!!!) as that will make the tip not work. Then, pay for your reduced cost bananas; place them into your shopping bag along with your other items (such as a small container of baking soda and a small bag of coffee grounds). Then, realize that you still spent 27 dollars on three small items, even though you acquired a discount on one of them.

[nightcitydegenerate-deactivated]

Went out the other day to buy $65 of groceries. Came home with a whopping five items.

Can't even do the banana trick here because in addition to the standard produce scale, they put a second scale in the bagging area that can detect weight differences down to a single sheet of paper. If there's a weight mismatch, the system locks you from proceeding with your transaction until a human employee has checked your work and approved it.

Like god damn. If you want your three banana cents that bad, how about you hire back the human cashiers you cheap fucks.

[isometric-yuri-420]

damn thats actually crazy we're actually in an economic depression

[isometric-yuri-420]

i finally changed my tag on here and i was looking for a pfp to go with it and discovered that there's an anime that's name is "2.5 Dimensional Yuri" so i guess thats my next anime to watch

[isometric-yuri-420]

Pro tip for buying bananas! While manually telling the self-checkout machine that the item you're purchasing is bananas, rest another item (such as a small container of baking soda) on the crack between the scale that weighs your bananas and the rest of the counter (in order to play it off as an accident in case your grocery corporation cares about a mistake when measuring bananas). Then, hold your bananas to the scanner as if you are only now counting them towards your total. Be careful as to not actually weigh the bananas(!!!!) as that will make the tip not work. Then, pay for your reduced cost bananas; place them into your shopping bag along with your other items (such as a small container of baking soda and a small bag of coffee grounds). Then, realize that you still spent 27 dollars on three small items, even though you acquired a discount on one of them.

[isometric-yuri-420]

I got rid of my normal compass app in exchange for a Qibla app (a Muslim one). Not because I'm Muslim, I'm not, but because it's a compass that also displays sunrise/set/true noon and important Muslim holidays (bc useful information and also trying to fight my culture's baked-in ignorance/xenophobia)