Isopod’s Nonsense Vault

20, he/it pronouns || where I reblog anything and everything I feel like

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[korpsewax]

this screencap is insane...

the height difference... the general size difference, even... the positions/stances... they're so insane. this is like a painting to me.

screencap from @/thecaptjames on twt

[nwarrior777]

"The Deal" The Terror fan comics

he knew it will work cause he tried it on crozier

[froggerland]

Bridglar after I travel back in time and I give them both some lemons and also some homemade cookies for good measure

+ Close Up bc I actually use bigger canvases now <3

[girlnaviy]

ok ill bite . 🙈

[tio-trile]

That scene was like some sort of f'ed up version of that Anne Hathaway photo, I thought. And then my brain held on and refused to let go

[jurassic-cunt]

Robert Carlyle commentary: "This is the obligatory Robert Carlyle arse shot. God knows why anybody would pay good money to see that really."

[crypticpuffin]

can someone help me exorcise these morons from my brain please

[horror-aesthete]

[jurassic-cunt]

my favorite Ravenous (1999) letterboxd reviews

[bornwholocker]

Always a 5’8 greasy goateed gay little asshole in the 1840s promoting cannibalism

[cliochaa]

I think about the Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones a lot after finishing it.

The book that made me think: "Yeah I think Literary Horror with a subgenre of Historical fiction is for me."

[keenanmcateerart]

charles 🪶

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[beemovieerotica]

i love when lecturers do the word cloud thing expecting it to be normal

[brainzrfghd123]

what is dirk doing here

[7dmom]

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

[sexhaver]

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related