if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Oh my god this is so necessary

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Oh my god this is so necessary
That's it...
...I'm braving it. Tonight is the night I kill myself, since nobody cares... I'm sorry for everything I've done to make you guys hate me, especially you, @irl-snufkin, you'll probably read this only months after I've done this irriversable act, but I'm going to post this and leave this blog up as a archive, and I've also given my friend, whom I call Mari, ownership over the Tsukiko account... Goodbye, forever... And, also, uh, expect my friend to be using my deviantArt account for now on, and she'll be trying to copy my art style, with my permanent consent, since I'm killing myself....
If you’re not noticed, you’re still valid.
Like, if no ones gonna read it, you should still write it.
If no ones gonna see it, you should still do it.
If no ones gonna hear you, you should still say it.
You’re not measured by how people react to you.
You’re not measured by how people react to you.
If I date you
I want to know you. I don’t mean your favorite color, food, and your middle name. I want to know those, too, but I mean, tell me about the time you broke your arm learning to ride a bike. Tell me the nightmares you have, the struggles you’ve dealt with, if you ever feel alone. Tell me if there’s a voice in your head that tells you “you’re not good enough”. Tell me your secrets, your thoughts, about your childhood, how you got that scar on your knee, if you sucked your thumb. Tell me about your first love and heartbreak. I want to know everything and I won’t settle for less.
Because if I date you, I want it to last. If I date you, I’m dating you for a reason.
Imagine getting a detailed handsewn plushie of your favorite character in the mail one day from a mysterious sender, and whenever you’re in danger or distress the plushie turns into a flesh-and-blood version of your character to protect and comfort you
What if you have multiple favourite characters though...? Would you get a new plushie-person once in awhile or would the mysterious sender pack a bunch into a box and ship it at once?
Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.
my heart exploded
@peace-out-loser
Omg she said,“ I love you.” 😭💞
the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings
It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.
lmao there it is
You wanna talk proven facts? This shit’s been done, son: researcher Dale Spender in Australia used audio and video tape to independently evaluate who talked the most in mixed-gender university classroom discussions. Regardless of the gender ratio of the students, whether the instructor was deliberately trying to encourage female participation or not, men always talked more–whether the metric was minutes of talking or number of words spoken.
Moreover, men literally have no clue how much they talk. When Spender asked students to evaluate their perception of who talked more in a given discussion, women were pretty accurate; but men perceived the discussion as being “equal” when women talked only 15% of the time, and the discussion as being dominated by women if they talked only 30% of the time.
Spender’s conclusion, if I may parahprase: you only think we talk too much because you’d rather we were silent.
Don’t fuck with me, asshole, I’m a scientist.
Edit: I can’t believe I got her name wrong multiple times. The researcher in question is Dale Spender and the original publication of this research was called Man Made Language (1980).
People who bind:
For those of you who don’t already know, there is a petition going around to actually stock binders in stores (like Walmart/Kmart/Target etc.)!!!
ALSO, people who don’t bind. Please, can I have your attention?
Here is your chance to exercise your allyship. Sign this petition. It can be very, very difficult for people who bind to get access to effective binders. They often resort to harmful things (like tape) that can break their ribs or suffocate them.
Please, sign the petition. You will be saving someone from immeasurable pain.
ONLY 560 TO GO
six hours left!
“what state do you live in?”
constant anxiety
this is the most classic vine ever
I seriously fucking cant
The dolphin brought her phone back
Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭
*finds a bottle on the beach* *opens it* *bottle starts screaming* what the fuck
Bernie Sanders tackled issues of immigration and mass incarceration at a campaign event in Las Vegas Monday. The Senator from Vermont is making big moves to win votes in Nevada — and according the polls he may need it.
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why does this explain it so perfectly tho?!??!!?!?!?
WTF = What The Freak OMG = Oh my golly! GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus