Issues in a Series

22. Kansas. Recent college graduate. Total and complete failure. Life is difficult at times. Trying to still find the beauty.

[alihostyalohomora]

I'm very normal about this man

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[koko-blueturtle]

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[centrumlumina]

[fluffielox]

[tristamateer]

I hope one day somebody loves you so much

that they see violets in the bags under your eyes, sunsets in the downward arch of your lips,

that they recognize you as something green, something fresh and still growing, even if sometimes you are growing sideways,

that they do not waste their time trying to fix you.

[justcatposts]

[issuesinaseries]

Literally the dream

[coprinellus-cluster]

a disabled activist i follow on instagram said “take time to get to know your body in a soft and tender way far removed from the medical glare” like 6 months ago and i haven’t stopped thinking about it… i DO deserve to know my body in a forgiving and understanding way

[misspiggyforvogueitalia]

yes hello and welcome to my blog!!!!!!!

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-11-14/britney-spears-shines-light-on-america-conservatorship-laws/100605612

here is the article, it’s a good read that does into detail about “ordinary” people’s experiences being forced into a conservatorship. it’s a horribly violent system.

[issuesinaseries]

It's been so many years since I've even tried logging in to my Acct, but I am just so sad and guilty and nothing but I truly don't want to post where it will spur on real conversations in my house. I'm tired of being a burden and I'm also just tired. Hello again Tumblr.

[gricefalco]

Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling

Rachel Bighead :)

[gricefalco]

Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling

Rachel Bighead :)

[kitbaxter]

[issuesinaseries]

Dream

I haven't been on Tumblr in years but I had a dream the other night, and I can't get it out of my head. Conversation between me and random person: Me: sometimes I like to do this just so I can feel like a real person for a little bit. O: ... what? Me: you know, just feel human for a little while. O: .. do you not normally feel like a human being? Me: .. what? Idk why my subconscious decides to call out my disassociative state in such an awkward conversation way but the nuisance of the conversation I can't capture. It was so real. All of my dreams are vivid and intense these days but that one has stuck with me almost a week.

[issuesinaseries]

Life is garbage

Me, everyday always

[issuesinaseries]

Jesus christ I need a therapist.

[favorite-aesthetic]

These kind of men still exist..!! 😊❤️I am in love

[whitepeopletwitter]

Crazy idea

[abolynn]

YES This !!!!

[retroomarleyy]

Or for the employees who’s kids are battling cancer!

[awesomacious]

A friend made a wise choice 3D printing this masterpiece

[sharkbites]

hail fucktopus