808s and Coffee Breaks

Deal with it or put your pants on.

[ivare-enim-euge]

[cloudfreed]

this is such a wild and gay argument i love it

[solvatochrome]

<3

[dovalbun]

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

[ruinedchildhood]

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

[mrhappyjavaman]

I shall expect Deus Ex TRex in every Jurassic movie.

[monkeysaysficus]

CLEARLY it’s Deus Rex Machina

[isthatshirtfelt]

you, a poser: god is dead

me, a necromancer and an oppurtunist: wait, what?

[sickfuture]

[thequantumqueer]

*griffin mcelroy voice* hey quick question what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

[isthatshirtfelt]

Me: I impulsively buy stuff when I'm sad

Person: but you're always buying stuff

Me: *finger guns*

[alejandroaguilarperalta]

[tastefullyoffensive]

There’s a Facebook page where UPS drivers post about pets they come across.

[brago-deactivated20180214]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

[stele3]

This is literally what my cat does nightly. My feet are in shreds, please send help.

[veliseraptor]

[anduinsholydick]

oh, shit

wheres the video of the Danish news reporter and the car falling into the lake behind him and he goes “Oh!… shit. Okay.”

[librarian-raichu]

No, seriously though, in Norse mythology this was the fist sign of Ragnarok, aka the Final Godly Beatdown Warmageddon.

[tamamoland]

are we finally getting a REAL apocalypse I’m getting real tired of being let down

[bifrostedgalaxy]

#SHAN WHERE IS THAT PIC OF LOKI YOU EDITED #THE ONE WHERE HE’S READY TO PARTY  

[nooby-banana]

hope ur ready to ragnarok and roll

[kate-barton93-deactivated202005]

Isn’t Thor: Ragnarok coming out this year? Plot twist of all plot twists: the prophetic Ragnarok was actually referring to the marvel movie.

[ladynorbert]

Okay, reblogging for that last one.

[steverogersnotebook]

Marvel’s pulling out all the stops for promotion of this movie

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best

[swarnpert]

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

[swarnpert]

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

[ellsari]

[weloveshortvideos]

when u a puppy and wanna play with everything

[listenuppnow]