hmmm

maya / 28 / she/her / this actually IS my circus and you ARE all my monkeys

[aflo]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[albva]

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[floodnetwork]

Gaga was kinda real as fuck for singing lesbian transgender life

[teomodo]

my moms reaction to my bat incident tonight

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[segamascott]

[grosezero]

[zootycoon-archive]

funny how everyone wants to pretend str/ay/c/at/j is some kind of woke icon while conveniently forgetting that he crinkled a paper slide door AND swallowed a wrong thing to eat 🙄

[swagoraphobia]