hmmm

maya / 29 / she/her / this actually IS my circus and you ARE all my monkeys

[apas-95]

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

[despazito]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[cheese-sample-official]

[bgm05]

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

[anglaised]

how do you build an audience on tumblr?

u dont want that

[bearie]

thirft shop

im gonna fuck your dad

[bearie]

i was gonna do more but thats all i could think of

[bearie]

things have been bad for me lately

[parkchanwoohoo]

[bearie]

thirft shop

im gonna fuck your dad

[bearie]

i was gonna do more but thats all i could think of

[bearie]

things have been bad for me lately

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[persianmom]

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[userfish]

“but as we know the English, historically, have struggled here in Massachusetts.”