Is There Anything Better Than

No, not really.

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Is there anything better than the wobbliness of a puppy? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than fresh basil in pasta? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than watching Lilo and Stitch alone while you’re 20-30 years old? No, not really.

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Is there anything more relaxing and freeing to your soul than watching Domics videos? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than eating an entire XL pizza by yourself while watching Stranger Things on Netflix? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than the feeling of not reading any of the ‘terms and conditions’ and just clicking ‘accept’ without actually knowing what you accepted? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than perfectly roasting a marshmallow over the burning corpse of somebody who told you, “time to get a watch,” instead of actually telling you the god damn time? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than discovering how good Ketchup in Kraft Dinner tastes? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than the pure accomplished feeling you get after perfectly applying a band-aid to your not-band-aid-worthy wound on the first try without having to peel some of it off to readjust it? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than being single and self-sufficient? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than the pure unobstructed anxiety-induced panic attack you have when you realize how much student debt you have to pay back? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than the smell of wet Fall leaves just after it rains? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than waking up and finally being done with elementary school, high school, and college? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than watching the news about what’s happening in the USA politics of 2016 from another country while eating pizza or Pocky? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than the pure adrenaline you get after you set an obnoxious max-volume alarm on an on-display ipad at Staples and then leave before anybody notices? No, not really.

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Is there anything better than waking up before your alarm goes off, while simultaneously being well rested? No, not really. 

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Is there anything better than pineapple on pizza? No, not really.