#staples

[d3monl0ver]

bonding

[hometoursandotherstuff]

You don't see this at my Staples. Even though we don't have roadrunners or coyotes, if they sell it, there must be some sort of alternative office use for it. Hmmm.

[sr-roto]

[robertpallesen]

Utility Pole, Portland, OR © Robert Pallesen

[omnybus]

A few months ago I was shoppin at Staples and while waiting in line, I noticed this guy ahead of me with some fascinating fashion sense. I don’t believe in taking pictures of strangers of course, so instead I decided to draw him from memory:

(image ID: a caucasian man with light brown shoulder length hair and goatee standing in a store with a box under his arm. He is wearing a reddish-brown cowboy hat with an ace of spades tucked into the band on one side and a peacock feather on the other, gold earrings, iridescent mirrored sunglasses, a white blazer, a yellow shirt with a blue bolo tie, bright green pants, a leather belt with a large silver buckle, and leather sandals. End ID.)

[insideslooklike]

skin stapling below the cut

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

STAPLE GUN!!!

(I forgot staplers could do this)