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― John Greenleaf Whittier

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

partychance

weirdnessisgood

vicemag

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

adriofthedead

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

lacefuneral

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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cybercitrus

convert your office into a horrible disaster

sadopossum

This should be what nsfw means

ticklesthesomething

Nightmare Before Christmas: How they died

To explain this, we just put this on a while ago and I couldn’t help but realize that everyone in Halloween Town is either dead, or something that never was alive (save probably the werewolf, witchs, and lake monster.) So I got to thinking, “How did they die?” And I realized there are small little hints in everything.

Click below to read my logic in their deaths.

cryptic-penguin

its always fascinating when child films can be dissected from a adult perspective. stuff we missed as a kid, we can understand more when we are adults