a series of lasts

[hippietrashcan]

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr: 

[thedogist]

Franklin, French Bulldog (2 y/o), Smith & Bergen St., Brooklyn, NY • “Tennis balls are what he’s all about. He goes crazy for them. He accidentally ingested marijuana once and got really stoned – it wasn’t mine, of course.”

[heartbeatemoji]

me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like

me now that the heat is Here: 

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[straytank]

[chiptuens-deactivated20170324]

Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon?

[silverdyneconnoisseur-deactivat]

What. The. Fuck.

[jumpingjacktrash]

#this is so fantastically unnecessary

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

This is like….steampunk levels of excessively dramatic engineering and I love it.

[filedrive-deactivated20150824]

[tchaikovskaya]

thank u google thats exactly what i was looking for, not how many days she has been the prime minister of the united kingdom, her height in picometers. you can read my mind, google, its uncanny 

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

[theoppositeofadults]

[vacron]

EM juste après :

[thecoppercow]

Oh but it gets better, look! :

Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trolling…

[amuseoffyre]

I love how much Macron is effortlessly just trolling Trump :D Well done, France. You have the right President for this job.

[dandoris]

honestly, imagine your otp

[rifa]

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

Oh my god

[catsofinstagram]

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either

[slayerbuffy]

David Duchovny speaks onstage at the The 21st Annual Webby Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on May 15, 2017 in NYC.

[scatterbone]

[vivienvalentino]

Anyway, I’m not depressed.

[bigspender]

me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light* me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I

[prayfortiger]

[officialunitedstates]

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