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The Halloween Update And Its Consequences For Humanity She/he/it Avatar by orbitingstarz on pinterest (used with permission) 23 and flirty…MDNI🔞🔞

[isuggestforcerodger]

tbh, i was dared to make this blog by a friend because we made a joke about rodger being the forcemasc mascot because of something i witnessed during the halloween update…

honest to god what the hell am i doing with my life.

[canonplag]

redrew that one john panel! inspired by the one and only @ratblazer of course <3

full v. under the cut.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[kozardice]

telling your cis best friend one drunken late night that you think you might be a boy too. next morning you come to regret it, taking it all back and passing it off as a dumb thought.

he doesn't let you.

he doesn't push it, but you notice changes. he doesn't filter himself around you as much anymore, punches your shoulder a little harder when he teases, puts you in a headlock far more often that he would a girl. he builds it up in subtle ways, like switching from your old name to a nickname, or maybe even your last name. he tells you to fight back harder in the moments you're laughing and wrestling each other.

"c'mon, man up! is that all you've got? nah, i know better!"

he doesn't care nearly as much about changing in front of you, and he tells you all of the dirty details he can think of. you're just boys, right? he'll make you see that.

wrestling and dumb jokes turn into late nights with smoke swirling, mentioning a porno he saw the other night that he's still thinking of now as you lie on your backs staring at the ceiling with the posters. nicknames and telling you to man up turns into palming at his cock and encouraging you to pull yours out. he won't accept your dumb excuse of not having one. this is what boys do.

he'll make sure you know it.

[fishboykissesboys]

daily affirmations:

i'm such a good boy

i taste so fucking good

i'm nice and tight

i'm so pathetic

i look so pretty like this

[isuggestforcerodger]

whenever i repost things i meant to put on my sfw account onto this account i feel a rusty screwdriver get stabbed into my brain

[isuggestforcerodger]

if your friends don't debate which female toon would look the hottest while turning into a clone of rodger, then they aren't friends of mine

[isuggestforcerodger]

auggghhh i need to be rodger and get a handlejob it’d feel so nice aahhhhh please let me be Rodger

[isuggestforcerodger]

lowkey about to cum because someone called me rodger.

How does one end up this way?

[isuggestforcerodger]

Can’t you see just how wonderful this is? If you truly have a keen eye, you’ll understand.

These are lowkey fun to make

[isuggestforcemasc]

Thought you guys might like this

[puppyboytamer]

Forcemasc but to keep them safe.

"What kind of man doesn't wear his seatbelt? Buckle up!"

"Real men take their meds like they're supposed to."

"Dude, men are supposed to go to the doctor. Healing your wounds is part of the fight, brother."

[magnesia]

[isuggestforcerodger]

Shit, i don’t care if this isn’t the usual type of content i post — this is rad

[isuggestforcerodger]

holy shit the forcemasc community NEEDS more twinning. agent smith from the matrix HAD TO have hit trans guys like crack hit homeless people in the 80s (and apparently tboy agent smith is a thing), so the sheer lack of twinning + forcemasc is diabolical

One of you chooners (yes, im spouting bullshit like this now) go rewatch the sequels and WATCH mr smith clone himself. the black slime crawling up the target’s body, reshaping them into a perfect clone of mr. smith himself. isn’t it beautiful? Wouldn’t you like another man to change a woman into a copy of himself, whether you’re the man or the woman? (soon to be man.) Don’t you want to enter the suspicious disused room with the words “the fun room” painted in what looks like a substance that’d turn you into a strange man if you touched it?

[forcemasculinisation]

Do Better

[of-magpies-and-murders]

Made from Purdue's 1893 yearbook.

[good-filthy-dog]

found on pinterest! I love how it seems to combine forcemasc and being a trained dog 😵‍💫