having to be perceived? more likely than you think

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[joshpeck]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Charmin’s board of directors right now

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[gothdoggygirl]

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

[meow-moment]

[queer-as-city-folk]

[jethroq]

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

[lennyjamin]

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

[drpepperphd]

[karl-skripeli91jccu4]

Easily Find The Sex Partner You Want Right Here !!

[drpepperphd]

no time for that karl…

[utopians]

I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

[utopians]

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

[utopians]

Well as much as it pains me to say it they died

[slavicafire]

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

[elvis-official]

twink or bear

Woah mama I don't support the Legion or NCR

[joshdonnas]

Take This Sabbath Day (1x14) The Lame Duck Congress (2x06)

DONNA MOSS AND JOSH LYMAN THE WEST WING

[godwantsit]

[revelware]

Reminder that this is how tall the twin towers would have been by 2024 if they hadnt been destroyed in 2001.

[tentacleteapot]

a lot of people outside the US don't know this, but we actually used to have to trim the twin towers every couple years to keep them from getting too tall. I'm not sure when exactly this became a partisan issue, but when people campaigned for mayor one of the big focuses of their political platforms was always exactly how they planned to keep the towers from getting too big. sometimes this coincided with deals they'd made with specific manufacturers or contractors—if you knew somebody was running for mayor who had friends in the giant pairs of scissors manufacturing industry, you could bet money they were gonna run on a platform of cutting the towers shorter like they're hairs sticking out too far, stuff like that. there were a lot of superstitions about how short it was safe to trim them before they wouldn't grow back, too—I'd have to ask my mom but I'm pretty sure the shortest they ever got was like, two stories high back in 1992, and people got scared they'd just stop growing for a while.

[jakemorph]

K NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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U NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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N NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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G NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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P  SOMETHING’S GOT TO GIVE

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O SOMETHING’S GOT TO GIVE

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W SOMETHING’S GOT TO GIVE

[jakemorph]

[fawfulydoo]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[kaybonbon]

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

[gingerswagfreckles]

"WHY DO I KEEP LEARNING ABOUT WORLD EVENTS THROUGH THE DESTIEL MEME???!??!1?? 🤣🤣🤣" It's because you don't read the news. Hope this helps.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]