Alerting the guards, one ass clap at a time.

21 / College student extraordinaire...(kinda) / In serious need of some holy water. I'm Arby, just a horny loser who loves his OCs a bit too much and should probably be writing right now.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[programmedtoexterminate]

I’ve had this queued for 7 years

[disgustinggf]

[ace-pervert]

Me

[dangerousbride]

the most humiliating part of stardew valley is the first flower dance when no one wants to dance with your farmer so they just gotta stand in the corner like a fool

[dangerousbride]

[s33r-9f-6l99d]

>* ))))><

[godisasimp]

A lot of y'all would call glamrock Freddy "Daddy", unironically.

[it-is-i-arby]

He calls us ‘Superstar’ it’s only fair we return him the favor.

[hero-in-high-tops]

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

[karekuat]

[exactly4spiders]

[homofied]

Each slap doing exactly 1 heart of damage

[curioscurio]

Lesser Dad and Water Beetle

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

Okay I know everyone’s losing their shit about the Snowgrave route right now but can we talk about uh. THIS????

[just-a-little-creature]

Diversity Win! Sans Undertale is bisexual and fucked both your parents!

[magnetic-dogz]

Have these

[possessable]

i think it would be cute if spamton and the addisons were just a big bunch of extremely incompetent siblings and spamton is the MOST incompetent out of all of them

[doodadoodles-archive]

[unendingliveblogging]

my deltarune chapter 3 prediction: you know how jrpgs sometimes give you a hilariously overpowered party member for a little while. Toriel

[it-is-i-arby]

#she is just having a good time bonding with her child and their new friend

[stellalights]

i’m sorry

[cuteskitty]

some sygna suit leon 

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[phaaz]

You can’t stop the King of Grappling

[zetrystan]

Wanted to redesign DJ Subatomic Supernova a bit… I’ll finish that drawing in a clean version another day though. :’) So a little preview! (also, sparkly golden shorts, people)

[zetrystan]

DJ Subatomic Supernova, while not DJ-ing all night, spends his days in his space laboratory studying rocket science. Yes. This is his lab coat.

[boissb]

Who would you invite? I honestly only want them to be happy and come to my tea parties and eat my 1000 cookies, is that so much to ask :_(