I’m Friends With The Fresno Nightcrawlers

Spider-30-Taurus-She/They I like poetry, puzzles, and sad fictional men

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[exactly4spiders]

Why must my cats sneeze on me? Why do they save their grossest wettest sneezes just for me?

[heyscaredycat]

some pages from my 2024 zine 'neurodivergent pop-ups'

[exactly4spiders]

Careful committing to the bit too hard or else it might not be a bit anymore

I went from "haha I like clowns" to "oh no… I like clowns" shockingly fast

[exactly4spiders]

Idk where the priest kink came from tho

[exactly4spiders]

Careful committing to the bit too hard or else it might not be a bit anymore

I went from "haha I like clowns" to "oh no… I like clowns" shockingly fast

[genuinelylostlesbian]

Hey, what does lgbt stand for?

blatantly wrong answers only

[exactly4spiders]

Let's Get Breakfast Today

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 18 hours 50 minutes

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 18 hours 52 minutes

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[sobadbad]

FROZEN PLANET II 1.01 • Frozen Worlds

[mammalianmammals]

Pallas's cat aka Manul

[yellbug]

modesty

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[exactly4spiders]

I like when I take my cat's favorite pillow and he throws a tiny kitty tantrum about it

[rapidpunches]

"SURVIVING"

[lovelyslime]

I love yall. Whoever you are. I'll always love you person reading this.

[funny-tik-toks]

[salomeslashes]

Not priest kink as in "bless me, Father, for I have sinned" but priest kink as in "where is your god now, father?"

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[thursdaynovember]

*dirty talking* You have committed high crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

[exactly4spiders]

I keep matching with really cool women on dating apps. How do I talk to them? They're all so pretty!