I’m Friends With The Fresno Nightcrawlers

Spider-30-Taurus-She/They I like poetry, puzzles, and sad fictional men

[exactly4spiders]

A friend of mine is wanting to get into dnd and I want to join who should I play as? (Both were my bg3 characters at some point)

Turnip: drow cleric of Lathander

Yveltal: tiefling bard from the circus

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

[exactly4spiders]

Put in an application for a job yesterday that I'm feeling very good about. Problem is if I get this job I don't know how to tell my family I'll be working in an adult toy store.

I come from a very uptight family that frowns on sex in general, my mom is gonna freak out

[exactly4spiders]

There's just something special about the atmosphere of the inns in Skyrim. Cozy af

[eatmorebikes]

[exactly4spiders]

I love my doctor for giving me a bunch of free samples of the strong migraine meds in addition to prescribing me regular headache meds.

Been in pain for hours but I take one pill and then I'm fine within 30 minutes

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[exactly4spiders]

Booger is spending caturday in her favorite blanket

[exactly4spiders]

Caffeine crash and not eating real food for 17hrs is a bad combo. I need to go to bed

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[exactly4spiders]

For a third night in a row I'm writing horny bg3 poetry

My Tav's name is Turnip and that is why I use "vegetable wife/woman"

[exactly4spiders]

A sequel to last night's poem: this one is about my Tav (her name is Turnip) Halsin, and Astarion

[exactly4spiders]

Yes! The only pic I have is her posing on Raphael's bed in her undies lol

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[edgar-allan-possum]

[exactly4spiders]

A sequel to last night's poem: this one is about my Tav (her name is Turnip) Halsin, and Astarion

[exactly4spiders]

I'm using word magnets to write shitty poetry about Raphael from Baldur's Gate 3 at 3am

[endreal]

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

[endreal]

Spoken like a person who truly knows what it is to have Ailments

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit