[it-should-have-been-me]

I read the news when it was freshly posted. I thought if went to sleep that I would wake up to a tasteless joke. Everywhere I look, it's there. Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr.

Reality continues to hit me in the face.

You're all awful.

[joshithunderliger]

twice deep fried for your viewing pleasure

[joshithunderliger]

hey maybe someone hasn’t seen this yet! time for your life to be ruined too!

[joshithunderliger]

oh yeah the backstory is that kanemaru has said for real, no joke, in actual real life, in front of God and man, that he has a feet kink. i can’t source you the original video because i didn’t save it and i’m not, under any circumstances, going to google “kanemaru foot fetish“ but f00t did link to a Cursed Kanemaru Facts List in one of their posts and it’s as bad as you would expect (cw: kanemaru, also mildly nsfw)

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Where did you get your one punch man sweater?

Wow. I'm a few years too late on this ask, huh?

If it matters at all anymore, I got it off of Ebay.

[it-should-have-been-me]

Choose your fighter.

[it-should-have-been-me]

Bruh if you do make that slasher × reader blog you should totally give me the URL 👀👀

@/samhainenthutiast

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I swear to fucking God I almost cried.

18 years. It took until I was 18 to go to my first wrestling show. No words can describe how the atmosphere felt. From witnessing my first live botch to meeting some of my favorite wrestlers, I can never get enough of the emotions I felt that day.

Everyone wants to shit on pro-wrestling because “it’s not real.” No. Attend a live wrestling event, look me in the eye, and tell me that shit again.

I was 7 years old all over again. It was like when I first discovered this sport. It was that spark. A feeling I had become addicted to.

Oh God. Don’t get me started on when I first met Chris Hero. I was so shy. I was a blushing mess. This is my crush. My favorite wrestler of all time and here we are face to face. I shamelessly, yet shyly asked him to sign my ‘Daddy Hero’ sign. He was so cool about it that he declared himself my father through writing. And then? That little shit looked down at my hoodie, made groping gestures and looked towards the others wrestlers near by and casually said- “Do you guys know what that means? It means breasts.”

I was 50 shades of fucking red. I didn’t think anyone would notice.

Thanks, Hero.

Chuck is such a sweetheart I almost felt bad tweeting him that NSFW chat picture from like a week before. Would I be a creep if I said he smelled really nice?

ACH probably thinks I’m a ring rat after our short conversation. Lmao. Sorry, my man.

Laredo Kid is so cute up close omfg. I just wanted to squish his cheeks.

Poor Zack had his right eye bruised. I wanted to offer him something cold to apply but I’m too introverted. Very sweet man.

Jason Kincaid is criminally underrated. He’s so talented and I’m so glad so discovered him through my first event. Highly recommend watching his matches.

This was on Jan. 27 and 28 and I'm posting on my birthday because I thought it felt appropriate. Actually, I just really miss this blog. I'm trying my best to be active, but... Well. Next week is that start of great things for me. I'll be sure to share that journey with you guys. And don't worry. I'm trying my best to post new writing material.

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Can I have a fluffy Christmas Baron Corbin one shot? :) if possible

Christmas Tree Pairing: Baron Corbin x F!ReaderWarning(s): None.A/N: Welcome to the Baron Corbin trash bin, anon. Hope you like it!🕆Baron quietly pushed away at the buttons on his cell phone, ignoring everyone passing by as he lounged on the couch. He assumed he had been doing a good job of showing lack of care until something light, but noticeable was placed atop his head.Raising his gaze away from his phone, his hand reached for the object, feeling 5 sharp tips."Hey, could you stand up?"The tall man turned his head slowly to the side,  discovering that (Y/N) had been the person behind the voice. And with her was a stack of presents. Although he would normally question her motive, she was actually... nice, so to speak. So he obliged with her request.Baron didn't understand why she had asked him to stand up. Let alone understand why she had began placing the gift wrapped boxes around his feet."What are you doing?" He asked.Without so much as bothering to look at him, she plainly replied: "You're my Christmas tree."

[dancinglucifer]

honestly?????? that championship belt would look hella hella good around Baron’s waist, ya know. I’m just sayin’.

[starlightandscrolls]

I would look good around Barons waist as well

[it-should-have-been-me]

24 with Randy Orton?

Dating your boss’ child had it’s pros, but it also had it’s fair share of cons. In this instance, it was a con that involved a personality change from sophisticated to vulgar.

“Don’t be a cunt.” (Y/N) had remarked. It was their response to Hunter dealing with a childish employee. To this, everyone in the room; Stephanie, Seth, Hunter & Randy we’re completely baffled by their choice of words.

(Y/N)’s parents and self-proclaimed sibling turned to the only one that could possibly be responsible- their partner.

Randy swallowed, laughing nervously. “I don’t know where she gets it from.”

[it-should-have-been-me]

can i get a match up?? I"m 18, average height, long dark brown hair & my music taste is rlly pop punk. I'm very down to earth & i love chillin, but also going out and doing stuff. Im known to be a little loud, but i can always back what i say up.

Your match is… Enzo Amore!

Much like you, Enzo enjoys kicking back and relaxing. However, he’s quite the party animal, thus he’d never pass up a chance where he can go get wild. That’s where you’re loudness comes into play.

He absolutely adores taking you out to places, especially parties because he considers you to be a hoot! And he’s definitely not worried about having to stand up for you, not that he’d mind, because he knows you are a strong s.o.b who knows how to defend yourself!

Others I considered: Heath Slater & Brie Bella

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Can I get a match up please 5'4 British blue eyes currently dyed red and orange hair (changes) loves animals, rock music, happy to explore new places, affectionate to everyone

Your match is… Bayley!

Man, oh man. You two are going to get into some serious trouble. Expect there to be a lot of PDA cuddles when you two are anywhere near each other!

Baeley is going to be fawning over how cool you are whenever you change your hair color. Actually, she’ll be fawning constantly over whatever you do! Once she discovers your love for animals, she’ll suggest getting a pet. It’d be like adopting a child!

She’s very open about things and will likely beg you to go hiking, camping, sightseeing, etc. All in the name of exploration!

Others I considered: Sami Zayn & Becky Lynch

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Can I get a match up? 5'3, long brown hair blue eyes, shy but can be sarcastic and sassy if need be. Love music and art and huge football fan.

Your match is…. Roman Reigns!

You’re like his female Dean, but considered more than a friend. He would be instantly attracted to your shy nature, as he would see it as adorable and would feel a need to protect you. However, when your claws come out, he’d lowkey find it hot. Expect him to be affixiated with you when you sass someone!

Football you say? Oh man, that is a big plus in his eyes. Consider yourself possessively taken, missy!

Others I considered: Bull Dempsey & Baron Corbin

[it-should-have-been-me]

Impatience [One-Shot]

Pairing: AJ Styles x F!Reader

Warning(s): Smut

A/N: Based of this imagine: LINK ; Due to popular demand (not), I decided to post this. Also, to those waiting for a match up, don’t worry don’t worry. I’ll try to get it done this week. I’ve just been incredibly lazy.

Tags: @helluvawriter , @emmarablack 

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The two intertwined in a feverish make out session, not showing any signs of letting up anytime soon. A simple swapping of the tongue soon began to take a more explicit turn. The female, out of carnal instinct, began to grind her crotch against his. In response, he groaned into her mouth as he pressed her against the locker room walls. AJ wasted no time and reached towards the hem of his tights, pulling it down just enough to spring himself free.

“There isn’t enough time,” She faux reasoned, pulling aside her own article of clothing just enough to give him room. “Your match is up next.”

“Guess we’ll have to make it quick, then.” AJ followed up his remark by quickly shoving himself inside her. Without haste, he began a steady pace while finding and continuing the previous assault on her mouth. The two kissed sloppily, parting their lips frequently only to latch right back on to each other while their sexes slammed against one another.

(Y/N)’s arousal soon began spilling out, coating her inner thighs to create a glossy surface. She could feel herself reaching the brink of orgasm and her only reaction was to hesitantly pull away from AJ’s lips and bury her teeth into his shoulder blades. Her legs tightened considerably around his waist as did her lower lips.

“Don’t leave me hanging like that, baby.” He cooed into her ear, taking a soft nip at her lobe. “Make some noise for me.”

When nothing left (Y/N)’s lips, AJ’s paced slowed and she whined pathetically at it, clearly not approving of his decision. He maintained that motion for a short time in hopes of gaining something a little more verbal from her. However, when nothing continued to come of her, he bucked roughly against her causing her to yelp.

“Louder.” AJ demanded, picking up his original pace and a bit more. He slammed into her repeatedly until she was a crying, moaning mess. (Y/N) lost herself into her own self indulgence, unable to cry out any coherent words. The two kept on with this rhythm until they reached the brink of a a very stimulated orgasm. AJ’s thrusts became erratic and (Y/N)’s toes quivered and coiled at the upcoming sensation.

Simultaneously, the two came without a care of the fact it had been unprotected intercourse. They stayed in that position to catch their breath. Them the sound of AJ’s theme song was heard in the distance.

“Told you there wasn’t enough time.”

[it-should-have-been-me]

Can I get a match up? Im 5'8, I enjoy any times of art from tattoos, paintings, body art, etc. My type of music is almost any type of rock and occasionally remixes and pop. I enjoy going out on days when I feel like it, but on days when I stay in the house I sleep in and usually watch tv or movies.

Your match is… Finn Balor!

Boy, oh boy. You two are practically halves of whole. Into body art you say? Looks like you’ll have a new job seeing as Finn loves expressing himself through it. He’s pretty well rounded in terms of music tastes, so there won’t be any problems between the two of you in that field.

Whenever the demon isn’t crawling about searching for his next victim, he lets Finn enjoy his lazy days which usually consist of playing with his legos and/or relaxing back and enjoying a few movies here and there. You’ve got it going on, Anon. ;)

Others I considered: CM Punk

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Can I get a match up? I'm 5'4 with medium/long brown hair and hazel eyes. I'm very social and kind but also protective over friends. I definitely have a mama bear side to me. I listen to a lot of rock music, I spend my free time imagining/drawing my future tattoos. I'm currently on the way to becoming a teacher for elementary schools for poorer nations.

Your match is… Sami Zayn!

Sami’s a very honest and modest man, but much like you that doesn’t stop him from putting himself in front of his friends to act like a human shield. He’ll be quick to jump and offer a helping hand, but will detest you if you ever decided to turn your back on him.

He’s a very friendly and easy going person in general, but especially good with children. The two of you could stay up and discuss what activities would be good for little kids and whatnot.

Y’know… Sami’s always being confused for some guy named El Generico. I hear he’s running an orphanage in Tijuana. Funny, you two would probably get along.

Others I considered: Neville, Cesaro, Big Cass, and Becky Lynch

[it-should-have-been-me]

2, 19, 25 for Dolph Ziggler

Please only send in one number next time.

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“SO… you think I’m hot?”

(Y/N) narrowed their eyes, frowning at the man in front who was leaning against the locker room’s door frame. It had all begun with a passing comment during a promo with Dean and they, and oh boy was Dolph ever going to let them live it down or what?

“Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.” Sure, it was a simple and childish response, but what could (Y/N) do? Witty comments weren’t their forte.

“C’mon.” He cooed, “Don’t be like that, sweetheart.”

(Y/N) swatted away Dolph’s approaching hand. “Don’t sweet talk me. I’m not your loved one.”

“I can arrange that.” He smirked.

Sighing, (Y/N) scurried away. They grimaced at the sound of following footsteps. Looks like they had a new puppy to keep an eye out for.

[it-should-have-been-me]

Hey! Can I get a ship? I have black just below the shoulder hair, brown eyes. I have my nose and vertical labret pierced. I'm 5'4, very curvy, large breasts. Kind of a punk look. I like to think I'm funny and find a good sense of humor more attractive than anything.

Your match is… Dolph Ziggler!

When it comes to being attracted to a sense of humor, you’d likely like this man on the down low. He can be a pretty cocky bastard at times, but that doesn’t get in the way of trying to get a laugh out of a potential love interest.

There’s a lot of rumors going on that he prefers women with more visible assets, if you catch my drift, so expect to have him flirt more heavily with you than the average person.

Others I considered: Corey Graves and Charlotte