Bears Exist

Azura, she/her, 18, trans lesbian.  I,,really love teddy bears,,,,,,

[it-was-brazil]

every like 2 to 3 months i just kind of open up shovel knight again and then fade from existence for like up to a week and idk how to feel about that

[taiga-fujimura-official]

OPEN RP

Would you care for a free lollipop?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I?!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I!?

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you?!

[kaiserbeamz]

Ẅ̴̨̰͚̟̤̅̓̀͌͆̇̈̎ͅǫ̴̢̳͙͈͍̰͇́̀̄̈̎͜͝ͅu̸̢̘̦̩̠̭̿̈́̆́̋͗̇l̷̨̛̥͔̠̳̯̘̹͎̎̀̐͑͑͊͒̋̍͘̕̚d̷̨͇͚̲͈̈́̄̏̈́͊̀̀̆̽̔̍́ ̵̧̧̰͖̻̻̞̘̖̳̤͌́͗̎̆̾͛̾̈̅͗̿́͠͝I̵̢̨̛̯̯͔̜̠̬͐̃͋͆̔͂́̃̀͑̆̚͠͝!̶̧̢̡̛͔̥̮̱̉̇͊̆̊̐̃̀͝?̸̧̛̩̝̫̰̟̫͕͖̦̾̀̚̚

[taiga-fujimura-official]

W͙̤̬̼͇͚͔̮͍̲͔̘̹͜͡ͅÒ͕̭̗̞͖̤̹̘͈͔̬͙͖̥̀͢U̶̡̲̩̺̟͕̭̖̮̲͡L̝͖̺̲̺̩͚̲̙̠̟̺͖͚̯̘̺͟͟ͅḐ̟͈͎̥̤́͘͝ ̢̢́͠͏̣̝͓̱͙Y̛͔̱̫͍̲̲̻͎͈̤̦̠̜͡Ó̷̼̮̥̖͎͍̭̜̘͍̭̦̼͘͟͜U̡͞͞͞҉̜̼̱̖̟?̫͙̹̤̘͔͉̗̖̝͎̜͞͞͠!͍̩̗͔̯̘̗͓̦̟̱̝͕̟͎͚͠

[kaiserbeamz]

….would I what?

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you care for a free lollipop?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I?!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

RADDA RADDA

[kaiserbeamz]

Yes. I would. Thank you.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I haven’t seen the episode where this is from, but I have no doubt in my mind it went exactly like that.

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

I’m happy to tell you this is 1 to 1 exactly what happened

[fuckyeah2000s]

[it-was-brazil]

What’s your favorite Pokémon?

Hard to say; Snivy and Scorbunny are probably up there

[pxr-deactivated20190830]

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

[snoopingasusualisee]

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

[snoopingasusualisee]

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

[kumatora-deactivated20240325]

Hey. I decided to peel some more friends again :)

[it-was-brazil]

Oh! Thanks.

[glisteningbones-deactivated2025]

throwback to when I was literally insane

[it-was-brazil]

Waterlogged Corpse Man

[maudlingoblin]

please. please do yourself a favor and read this incredibly well-written and thrilling article, written by a woman who willfully sat in a TGI fridays for 14 hours, and ordered far too many mozzerella sticks, in order to see whether or not “endless appetizers” were truly endless.

i am not kidding you when i say that it is the best thing i’ve read in a long time.

[jewishdragon]

It’s so damn well written please read this

[karnalesbian]

reading this article lowered my quality of life and worsened my mental health and you should absolutely still read it

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[brazensolar]

[heavyhandedgal]

This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.

[funohtrixpointnever-deactivated]

When water hits flowing lava it turns to cobblestone. Its only obsidian when it touches a source block, which clearly lava pouring out of a soda machine would not be. NEVER fuck with real Minecraft fans you fake gamer

[bran-draws-things]

After I hear that the new pokemon region was based on the UK and Scotland, this is the only thing I could think of.

Links below:

Keep reading

[holmesmikotoba]

for only 42 school buses, you too can become a Tunnel Wizard!

[it-was-brazil]

With just 42 school buses, you can construct one (1) Man

[trixscorbunny]

Just made a discord server for Team Scorbunny!

I’ll reblog with the link since I know tumblr doesnt like showing things with links

There’s like, nothing there currently but I’m open to suggestions

[trixscorbunny]

https://discord.gg/5Z6t2fu

[it-was-brazil]

Fact:

Scorbunny is Good

[trixscorbunny]

Also here’s that alignment chart I mentioned of things I’ve seen people compare Scorbunny to

[it-was-brazil]

Y’ALL

Credit to @glisteningtoes for figuring it out

The third legendary is gonna be a GUN

[it-was-brazil]

They really made the Trix rabbit a starter huh