SUSPICIOUS TAB

[yamada-ryo]

Morgan Freeman "True..." is just Morgan Freeman "He's right you know" from the 2010s repackaged for the 2020s

[yamada-ryo]

True...

[cheeso]

The problem with tumblr

i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx

[ask-vonbelfry]

… wat

[cheeso]

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[homunculus-argument]

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

[dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva]

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

[homunculus-argument]

That was also me.

[adeline-wheat]

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

[mevil]

my beautiful wife that is scared of a closed window at night

[slitherpunk]

[birdyaviary]

[lakevida]

what the fuck ever it's not like you guys have found the cup or the scepter yet either

[aviantastic]

Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards

[fluentisonus]

barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC

[cryptidofthecove]

[english-mace]

nonononononono

‘saw from the 1600s’ = ~400 years ago

this fresco is from ~3600 years ago

[molags-balls]

big things happening in england

[apricops]

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

[v4d4v4d4]

i love you people i love this site i wish slutweed was real

[kedreeva]

I left the net in the pen while I was packing up birds for sale and it fell over. That's how easy these guys are to catch.

[asimplepotato]

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too

[medievaljournalist]

city watch in disarray after great sage declares halberds 'reddit weapons'

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Fine, I won't go in the House That Drowns You. 😤

[contemptible-scoundrel]

incredible...! and th is will be in every household in a few short years!

[jame7t]

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

[sanitymakesposts]

nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD

[jame7t]

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

[odekirk]

god i wish he had looked into the camera just this once

[moctor]