Unity, Precision, Perfection.

Defective.

[lindleland]

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

[lindleland]

it was a dire dire dox

[narcissistcookbook]

buzzkilling isn't cool and subversive anymore. there is so little buzz and i'm taking it where i can get it

[etiennelux]

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[t-valentines]

reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[jabberwockypie]

Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

[kosmogrl]

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

[scramratz]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[awesomage]

The Ultimate Gardening Gloves

[capnsoapy]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

[play-now-my-lord]

big dick super mario

[capnsoapy]

big dick super mario

[3000s]

[cheddar-baby]

Thought this was all one post and was trying to parse it for way too long

[sunburnt-brian]

[memewhore]

[cleolinda]

National Milk Day on January 11th

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]