Shit My Theatre Professor Said (Part Eight):
"They're not moving very much."
"The internet is for porn."
"I can't make a theater explode, cause then I wouldn't have a job."
"It's 9pm—I'm out—peace."
"I don't know what that means—it's not true but..."
"I'm behind, I got shit to do."
"I'll just let this play so it's drilled into your heads for the rest of the night."
"That'd be four and a half hours of suck."
"There's no dance breaks."
"That's just insanely painful."
"Here's the annoying part."
"It's 10pm, why am I still here?"
"The story is absolutely horseshit."
"I made them chase lights."
"I think it had to do with micropenises."
"It's cool, even if it's not real."
"What happened to the audio?"
"I happened to be watching The Simpson's."
"I was expecting something totally different."
"It's really not that good of a musical according to me."
"You're not really super depressed."
"The internet is not for that."
"Somebody not legally recorded this."
"I saw it just because; it was great."
"They use dance to express all their feelings."
"Sometimes it's easier just to power through it."
"If you're gonna bring treats you gotta bring enough for everybody."
"Would you wanna pay $17 to be somewhere for one hour?"
"That's where sports come in handy."
"There's ways to look this shit up."
"This'll be cool even though he's dead."
"I finally saw Deadpool like two weeks ago."
"We can write a song to this."
"That's a lot of fucking money."
"Half the battle is figuring out what the hell is means."
